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François Arnaud project (Françoiject) reviews: A guide for the Françoinnoisseur MASTERPOST

What is this? Movies and TV shows starring (or starring at least a little bit) François Arnaud, grouped by approximate watchability and theme. My pithy commentary is included free of charge.

As always huge shoutout to the Skip Discord, always filling my day with François de vivre.

My Criteria:

Françreentime: How much is François on screen, and is his time well spent?

Françuality: Is the show/movie “good”?

Je ne sais François (Jnsf): Does the project have that special sauce? The subjective quality of Françoisness that makes a project besides HR worth checking out?

The Françoijects:

The Best Ones: (High screentime, medium/high quality, high jnsf)

Getting Silly With It (High screentime, medium/low quality, high jnsf)

Weighty Canadian Cinema (High screentime, high quality, medium jnsf)

Best of Guest (Low screentime, medium/high quality, high jnsf)

Waste His Time (Low screentime, medium quality, low jnsf)

So bad they’re good (?) (High screentime, low quality, negative jnsf)

Bonus Reviews:

Françoijects: Just the Queer Stuff

Francoijects: Spiciest Intimacy Scenes

#francois arnaud #heated rivalry #midnight texas #unReal #quebecois film #quebecois tv #the borgias #Mr. Big

summerscottkip

Signing Space (14/?)

by mtothedestiel

Scott/Kip, 26k WIP, Rated E, Tags: Alternate canon, Deaf!Kip, CODA!Scott

Summary: Scott meets Kip, and talking is easy. Finding his voice is harder. (An AU where Kip is Deaf, and Scott is a child of Deaf parents)

Chapter 14 Preview:

S: Is this a terrible idea?

K: It’s a great idea

K: Brave

K: You deserve it <3

S: I could pull over now and we could have phone sex instead

K: No <3

Read it on ao3

Or start from the beginning

#last rebagel

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

#this is just what germans think america is like #seriously cowboy stuff is still kind of big here in a lowbrow way

gremlinnddraws

“You killed me Hollander. I am dead”.

wooden-ducks

Beer League

Pairing: Kip Grady/Scott Hunter

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Scott doesn’t often get stopped in his tracks by guys he sees. He doesn’t really ever get that birds-dancing-round-his-head, sweet-chorus-of-angels, crepuscular-rays-alighting-on-the-earth knockabout, or hasn’t really since Mike Johansson transferred into St Thomas in senior year of high school and he had, for the first time in his life, fallen in love. Unrequited, but still. That was fifteen years ago. He’s been in love since then, but he hasn’t been blindsided in a while. He’d forgotten how it feels.

Read Chapter 1 on AO3

helenvaughans

zitasaurusrex