At least my death wouldn’t be in vain — I mean, someone’s gotta be the warning shot for everyone else, right?
I guess you can look at it that way.

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At least my death wouldn’t be in vain — I mean, someone’s gotta be the warning shot for everyone else, right?
I guess you can look at it that way.
Please, don’t act like I wasn’t there the time both of you cried over Marley & Me.
Oh, of course, for safety. And who said chivalry was dead?
I didn't cry. I have allergies, they were acting up. It was a horrible coincidence.
I'd need to save my own ass, Lyd. My brain has too many good ideas to get eaten.
And this is why I refuse to watch horror movies with you ever. But really, Jay, wouldn’t you talking about it mean your untimely death will follow mine?
Not necessarily. Because I'd have the smarts to avoid anything that could get me killed by whatever maniac is running around in the woods.
You can go cry about how offensive I am later, first we have to figure out the right way back. Unless we get eaten by a bear first. — Kidding.
I'm not going to cry. I'm not Jude. And if a bear comes... Well, I'll probably just throw you in the way. Safety and all.
Considering how many times we’ve all been dragged up here, you’d think the creepy beginning-of-a-cheap-horror-movie vibe would begin to go away.
If we are in a horror movie though, that means you'll be the first to go. The one who talks about it is always the first one gone.
You know, until now I thought it was impossible to get lost if you had a path to follow. I’m totally blaming you for this, by the way — just a heads up.
That's offensive. You were attempting to navigate just as much as I was, Lydia. Honestly.