Xo!

[troublehotel-sys]

Icon Credit

@fictiveheavy-systim < Our system stim blog

@simpburs-loveletters < 💎Wil's personal blog

@tordthing < 🕷️Tord/Pest's personal blog

@dinodrumstick <🦩🔪 Matt's personal blog

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Don't interact if you're an endogenic system, "mixed-origin" system, tulpa system, or support them. We'd prefer that anyone neutral on this topic also not interact. (This excludes singlets that don't know what an endogenic system is). We also don't want anybody who uses the transphobic terms "sysmed" and "traumascum", no matter their system "origin", to interact.

Find our complete DNI here.

Some extra notes:

We don't have any input on the mspec lesbian discourse. We're almost an entirely male system, and our input on this topic doesn't matter.

We post untagged syscourse on this blog. This is the only blog of ours that has it.

We also post untagged swearing, and occasionally reblog (tagged) sexual jokes (never any actual sexual content).

Anon asks are on.

We don't owe anyone kindness. Nobody does. Responses to breaking our DNI or anon hate will be different, so this is a fair warning that our system can be hostile and rude. We're usually not, but everyone has their bad days.

We believe in system accountability, obviously. Alters cannot identify as a race different than the body (no matter how they look in the headspace), system resets aren't real, system hopping isn't real.

I (🐜Smant/Tanner) am the coolest of us. It's all downhill from here

We don't have a collective name or collective identity, but our system name is the Chaos System, Troublemaker system, trouble hotel, etc etc. Some variation of trouble or chaos and hotel or system works

Check the replies for pronouns/names and proxies (obviously not all of us but anyone who really like. Interacts or stuff)

[troublehotel-sys]

okay soo yeah im looking to connect with A tord :P and i'm not a part of a system, i'm a psychotic singlet. i have memories with you (tord) and i have no idea where they came from, since i'm not even from eddsworld. aughh this is super confusing but it'd be cool to talk to you lol

🕷️I mean shit yeah sure, I wouldn't mind talking. Though obviously I'm definitely not going to have any of those memories. Talking about source memories is always fun anyway, even if they don't match up at all. And feel free to send us a dm, we CAN stick to asks if you want they're just awkward cuz. we only half get notified so

[troublehotel-sys]

hi!! umm this is awkward but how old (bodily) are you? i'm someone who has been looking for tord and i'd love to connect with him if possible :3 (i am not 18+ so if you guys happen to be over 18, feel free to ignore this ask or delete it!!)

🕷️Sorry about replying to this 6 centuries later (which is pretty good for us, you should SEE the inbox), I volunteered to reply to this and then didn't front for a few weeks lmao. And don't worry about awkwardness, I'm super awkward all the time. Anyway, to answer your question, the body is a minor. We're not comfortable giving out a specific age publicly, especially to anons. Dm us if you ever see this lol.

Though I would also like to ask, are you an introject or a kin or synpath or just a regular singlet or? I had a big response to this depending on which, but I don't want to assume things about random strangers. It's mainly a question of why you're looking to connect with a Tord specifically, because there's so many ways this can go and tbh I'm a little curious.

Also I'm assuming you meant me as to "connect with Tord", or this is a copy pasted message and you forgot an "a". We have 9 other tords (10 including me), but I'm the most common to see around + on this account, soooo... Me :3

-🕷️Pest/Tord (if you're looking to talk with me specifically btw my personal is @tordthing )

[elvhenfaer]

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

THE 52 HERTZ WHALE HAS A FRIEND.

HE IS NOT THE LONELIEST WHALE IN THE WORLD.

MARINE SCIENTISTS HEARD TWO 52 HERTZ CALLS WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ONE ANOTHER OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

I REPEAT: HE HAS A FRIEND. SOMEONE CALLED BACK.

[troublehotel-sys]

I love American school where else would we have a power outage and evacuate and have a fire start due to the generator not working while we're evacuated and sit outside in the cold for almost an hour and a half and then go back inside and go back to class??????? girl

[valtsv]

instead of threatening to punch you into next week, i'm going to punch you into last week. have fun reliving events that have already come to pass until you figure out how to avoid the same fate again. or don't, and get another temporal displacement knuckle sandwich.

[png-magician]

[supermodelcats]

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

He's fucking crazy

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

Hes fuuuucked

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[troublehotel-sys]

we dont wanna drag you into syscourse just a question : when it comes to what matt irl has done would you like that post to stay in traumagenics who are anti non traumagenic places or can traumagenics who support non traumagenic to be able to spread that info to others?

🦩🔪dead honest i don't care one way or the other, I've been told people have already seen the post reposted onto tiktok and I turned off reblogs on it. As long as non-traumagenics don't interact with us directly I think that's fine

[troublehotel-sys]

I missed seeing you on my feed! Welcome back. What foods do you like? =))))

This startled me so much because usually I have a good idea of who anons are but you are. I don't know anybody that I'm aware uses those emoticons. which might be the point but

anyway you know those shitty orange crackers with peanut butter in them? I don't like them but we have like a 70 pack. And each one has 6 in it. And i have eaten at least 20 of those fucking things since I started fronting. they are not good. By any means. But I cannot stop eating them. Also goldfish. I like the rainbow ones. I do not care that they taste the same, it has fun little colors and I deserve a bit of fun little colors on my goldfish every once in a while.

also plastic

[troublehotel-sys]

I've had quite the boring day, but I suppose I'm alright. How are you? How have you been?

Well, I guess boring is always better than bad, yeah? At the moment I'm alright, maybe like a 6/10. Mediocre but in the good sorta way. As for how I've been in general, also pretty good! Been a while. Can I ask what made you wanna talk to me, if that's not a weird question? Not a lot of people ask for me lmao.

On a separate note, anything interesting going on? On or offline, I'm grabbing at straws here.

[troublehotel-sys]

Please tell Tord I say hello. - Patryck.

Ah, hello to you too! How're you doing?

[troublehotel-sys]

I've never heard of that before! What's a factive /gen

Resident factive 🎲qt checking in

A factive is an system introject that comes from a real life person. This is most commonly abusers or caregivers, but it can also be streamers, friends, or anyone that is a real life person.

Obligatory, introjects are not carbon copies of the person, it's how the brain/system PERCIEVES that person! And even then, introjects can have complicated relationships with their source (personally, i like to think I don't relate to my source much if at all). Introjects cannot choose their source either, so no judging an introject on their source.

[carnivallsarchive]

starting a collection

[1percentcharge]

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

[troublehotel-sys]

me because our entire dash is of reblogs of Paul shirtless art because of the fuckin Eddsworld polls rn

[troublehotel-sys]

lmfao shout-out to one of our system friends in a server (they don't have Tumblr) that didn't realize I wasn't a fictive and got excited about sourcemates that hate their source. You are wonderful and I am so sorry to burst your bubble

-🎲qt