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duke is archived ! follow his new blog here

troublekilleda

duke is archived ! follow his new blog here

troublekilleda

duke is archived ! follow his new blog here

#since i changed his url

the url dukecrocker was available .....................................

#do i keep . troublekilled or switch to dukecrocker .................. hmmmmmmm #ooc.

thinking abt duke’s silver eyes tonight

#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #he looks . so good . look a t him .#this is what happens when he touches troubled blood #i hate it but damn does he look Hot .#ooc.

sometime this week im gonna archive duke xoxo

#his blog is 2 years old #and i have so many ppl follow me who aren't active anymore and i just wnat a fresh start #nobody knows who duke is bc nobody has watched haven but idc . im gonna Yell #ooc.

duke: i don’t want to kill anybody the entire town of haven: sucks . [ forces duke to kill somebody ] the entire town of haven: look at u .. Such A Monster duke: duke: you made me kill somebody !

#im so angry abt this stupid ass show never watch it if you want to retain your sanity #duke never wanted to be a killer thx for coming 2 my tedtalk #he never did #he was morally gray and he was a criminal and a smuggler and a thief #but he never wanted to KILL #never once #everybody else forced him into the role of it then got SHOCKED when he killed somebody #audrey emotionally blackmailed him into killing a man then didn't take any blame #ooc.#ask to tag //

thinking abt how rough duke’s hands are from his time growing up homeless & doing odd jobs to support himself , being a sailor & working on his boat , his life of crime , & working in the restaurant

#duke's hands are rough and scarred and chapped and u know WHAT #he holds hands so GENTLY #he touches people w care and love #his entire body is scarred and im so emo abt i it #ooc.

summersblood

#iv. RELATIONSHIP / duke & jean.#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poll pls vote

#poll.

therpmemes

john mulaney: kid gorgeous → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that. ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

#ii. BASIC / meme.

i-want-spankings

Any tips on how to eat pussy?

With your whole heart and entire face.

#nsfw #duke is ......................................................................................... a Giver .........................#in duke's heart it's giving > receiving #he's just Like That #iii. PERSONAL / desires.

troublekilleda

like this for a small starter <3

#softly says uwu #ii. BASIC / starter call.

lukemitchells

#me on a daily basis

#thinking abt him #his s5 hair ws just ' i may be a bottom but i can still top '#i. CONTACT / duke crocker.

fiore-della-valle

(Because sometimes negative attention is better than no attention.)

#iv. RELATIONSHIP / duke & nathan.#ii. BASIC / queue.#://///////////////////////////////

lukemitchells

#i am physically unable to not reblog gifs of cop duke #remember it's canon that if the troubles didn't exist duke would be a detective #hhhhhhh that fifth gif im gonna Di e .#putting his hands on his hips like that ? im W ea k #his gray hair at his temples and his facial hair ? hhhhhhhhhhhhhh #this entire episode is my sexuality sorry #i. CONTACT / duke crocker.

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