Stoner Without A Cause

Saturn🪐 22, she/her/hers, bi A stoner without weed living vicariously through stoners with weed. You can absolutely message me and be my friend.

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[itskyalenotkyle]

I need that reaction image of the woman with both hands over her head going making a face like “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT” it’s a screenshot from a show I think? I know you’ve seen it. I just can’t find it anywhere and I don’t know her name

I'm trying to picture that in my head but I'm coming up blank at the moment

[itsexclusive]

I think this the one:

[wintercorrybriea]

behind the scenes of Doja Cats ‘Planet Her’ album photoshoot

[vitamns]

a lot of bad bitches are following me... thank u for ur service

[qillermeme]

[maramahan]

That moment when a new OC drops into your brain but they don’t have a story or anywhere to live yet and they won’t leave you alone so you gotta invent a whole new universe for ‘em the same way an oyster’s gotta invent a pearl around a grain of sand

[thalsianiii]

“ the same way an oyster’s gotta invent a pearl around a grain of sand,” I really like that analogy for writing & world building.

All it takes is something small, rough, and unrefined. But the more you add to it, the more beautiful it can become.

[troubleon-saturn]

I say no to sugar parents all the time and the older I get the more I’m wondering WHY I say no to so many people offering me money 😭😂

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[ginazmemeoir]

ITS FRIDAY I MADE IT

[lifentimesofgzmo]

Yay for Friday!!!!!!

[freakytyfromthachi]

Tiger stripes 👅

[stonerparty]

[0racle-0nline]

I literally cannot catch a break. Keep up with my business on ig @ NovsEyeView. Everything helps

[troubleon-saturn]

I love when people have boundaries 😍🥵. Yasss tell me when I make you uncomfy.

[jeniferprince]

have you been there? 

[ruinedchildhood]

[feministtalks]

[moshongoldenstreets]

mmmmmm

[troubleon-saturn]

Might I present to you a relationship in which I am comfortable? It’s like a friendship right, but sometimes we kiss. We almost never have to have sex unless there’s a spot you can’t reach. We can be intimate without touching! It’s like fantastic

[franzanth]

What is the most plausible method of copulation for stegosaurus and other thyreophoran dinosaurs?

copulation, you say? how asinine!

everyone knows stegosaurs reproduced vegetatively.

Step 1. cut a leaf as needed

Step 2. put the cutting on a flowerpot. then water it. i guess

Step 3. enjoy your new crop of baby steglings