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[notaflu]

I found a tweet that would annihilate Jax haters instantly

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[weapon-of-mass-feminization]

Oppression olympics is a funny term to levy against trans women, who are banned from the olympics.

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

[fleche-ette]

I just think this would feel really, reeally fucking good.

[fleche-ette]

God please.

[veronicasometimes2]

[durable-dog]

i’m raising my standards. it’s not enough to just be normal about my self harm scars, if you wanna hit you GOTTA sexualize them

[depsidase]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

(Flirting) I want to make you lick the sweat off me

[chaospikes]

Trans sex workers should be allowed to kill someone everytime they are forced to refer refer themselves as a "femboy", "futanari", "ladyboy" and other equally denigrating terms

[wikipediayuri]

when she keeps the basement as cold as possible so that, when she comes down to torture you, you can't help leaning into her warm hands

[winged-void]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[greatergirlfriend]

i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours

[greatergirlfriend]

life is hard for a fairy like me...

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.