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[ily-a]

She’s the Man 2006 | dir. Andy Fickman

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

[bubblemoon66]

@rufeepeach

[willanimateforwine]

[omghotmemes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[adamsmasher]

I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok

[decaflesbian]

Keira knightley really said something w this

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[kineticpenguin]

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

[tevruden]

Very ADHD

[erzebett]

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

[riblet1-blog]

[catptain-whiskers-deactivated20]

This is so hysterical on so many levels, I love it..

[thatgirlwithadhd]

This is Scrat the Ice Age squirrel in human form

[kingjinxii]

there is no way to predict how this video will go

[im-living-in-the-walls]

I have been reduced to tears

[brightlotusmoon]

The sheer Rube Goldberg-ian surrealist absurdity keeps hitting me with thoughts like “this is how engineers swat flies” and now I can’t stop watching.

[penny-anna]

if somebody is like, ‘excessively’ picky about food (and it’s not a deliberate dietary restriction like being vegan or paleo) then it’s almost certainly related to a disability or health condition. in fact I’d go as far as to say it’s 100% down to a disability or a health condition, even if they don’t know it themselves! 

Nobody is going to choose to be extra picky about what they eat just like, for shits & giggles bcos it’s 1) extraordinarily inconvenient and 2) very anxiety-inducing

[penny-anna]

self reblog to add: the reason some picky eaters gravitate towards processed food as their ‘safe’ foods isn’t because they just want to eat junk food all the time. it’s because processed foods are predictable - you go into a mcdonalds and order chicken nuggets, they will be the same as every other mcdonalds chicken nuggets you’ve ever had.

if you have sensory processing disorder or ARFID (or both!) even tiny variations in what you’re eating can be a Big Deal. the natural variety you get with homecooked and fresh foods that most people enjoy is stressful and unpleasant. even eating a different brand of processed food than you usually would is :S when it’s not a given they’ll be truly identical.

I see people act like someone who’s ‘safe’ food is e.g. bread and butter must have a legitimate issue whereas someone who’ll only eat mcdonalds chicken nuggets is clearly being obnoxious but that’s just… not true? what makes it a legitimate problem is how restricted the person’s diet is, not what foods they eat.

[some-stars]

sorry for the deep fried nature of this pic, i had a hard time finding a good copy (or a source). but this has stuck with me since i first saw it

[1morey]

Higher resolution image in case the other one is two small.

[bogleech]

In my case it went away in my 20s but up until then, most food was revolting. I only tolerated chicken, tuna salad, pasta without sauce, potatoes, peanut butter, chocolate and some fruits. A handful of other things.

[heytatertot]

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

[tsaescii]

the night before i have to wake up early always makes me feel like im on death row or something

[anxietyproblem]

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[headspace-hotel]

i'm fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.