2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
LETâS GO

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2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
LETâS GO
Whoâs that hiding under the sheets?
This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.
every episode of Hannibal
pretty much anyone: (looking at a dead body) his tongueâs been cut out, almost surgically, like they were planning on using the organ for something else
hannibal: everyone come over to my house and eat this freshly prepared tongue i made
literally everyone: how delightful and unrelated to everything else going on
hannibal:Â I think youâll find everything is related
straight up everyone, who have at least a graduate degree and are qualified to work for the FBI:Â (while eating tongue) haha, oh hannibalÂ
i feel attacked.
Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will
me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before
a list of current immortals
florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
jeff goldblum: late 1800âČs i would guess
harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970âČsÂ
lorde: 1920âČs flapper era
hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
john mulaney: 1930âČs/40âČs, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didnât age past the 1990âČs
Iâm tired of girls trying to invalidate their own feelings during times of pain, especially to their friends. Your break up meant something. That friendship you lost was a hard blow. I understand why you feel tired this semester. Sometimes this âmodern womanâ stereotype is patriarchyâs last attempt; patriarchy disguised as feminism. You donât have to be âwise beyond your yearsâ; your pain and crying does not mean you are not intelligent. If you feel your friends demand justification for your pain and ordeals, theyâre not friends. Youâre strong but human. Remind yourself emotional space is part of liberation.
this is the single saddest thing Iâve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didnât speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didnât judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didnât happen again.
THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
Iâm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
âVagina-ownersâ
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldnât have to ask these questions if I didnât have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesnât change by any great margin, youâre fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
take a lot of naps and ignore a lot of people
âOpposites attractâ should be reserved for like âsheâs messy and heâs neat!â Not like âsheâs supportive and heâs a soul-sucking toxic person!â
I have never reblogged anything so fast
drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch
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