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When people try to wake me up

When someone proves you wrong, and you just stare at them

"What do you do on the computer all day?"

When I fail a test and my mom flips shit

"It's one test"

Mom: "Are you ready to go to Grandmas house?"

Me:

When you take someones phone:

When two of my friends are fighting and want me to take sides, and I see another one of my friends pass by:

Mom: "You should spend more time with your friends."

Me:

How I comfort my friends:

When a person dies in a movie:

When an animal dies in a movie:

When people are in my same fandom

Me during last period in school:

When I see "Explain" on a test:

Me everyday:

After I stub my toe

I'm like:

"Wow, this text seems a little harsh....."

"and send.."

Mom: "Who wants to do the dishes?!"

Me:

True Story Bro