HBO's True Blood Quotes

A Tumblr dedicated to posting about everything related to HBO's True Blood. Focusing mainly on memorable quotes, but occasionally adding in pictures, info, and more!

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Jason: You know, you say you’re not all the same, but really, what’s the difference? I mean, you just drank from some dude you don’t even know. Jessica: Yeah, and I suppose you know every cow you’ve eaten. Jason: What the fuck kind of question is that? I ain’t never fucked a cow. Jessica: Oh, it’s a metaphor, idiot! Jason: Hey, fuck you, fanger. Guard: Ms. Hamby, awaiting your order. Jessica: You shot me in the head. Jason: So what? It’ll fucking heal. So will I. Jessica: Get the fuck out of my mansion.

                             - True Blood S05E07 

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My dead heart beats for you. The least you can do is try.

Steve Newlin - "Turn!  Turn!  Turn!"  Season 5 Episode 1

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Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman...Or watch me die.

Pam De Beaufort - "We'll Meet Again" Season 5 Episode 4

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You can't worry about her above everything else. Look where it got me.

Tara Thornton - "We'll Meet Again" Season 5 Episode 4

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Well, come on! What are ya'll waitin' for? Let's go hunt Russell! Onward into the jaws of death! Boot and rally! Thanks a lot, Tara!

Sookie Stackhouse - "Let's Boot and Rally" Season 5 Episode 5

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Hello, old friend. Do you remember me? We've come to finish what we started.

Eric Northman - "Let's Boot and Rally" Season 5 Episode 5

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Who the fuck I am is an older vampire than you. Who I also am is the progeny of the King of Louisiana who happens to be out of town, which pretty much makes me the Queen.

Jessica Hamby - "Turn! Turn! Turn!" Season 5 Episode 1

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Do me a favor and put on that sweatshirt. Because you are in some kind of shape and I don't need to see that shit.

Jason Stackhouse - "Turn! Turn! Turn!" Season 5 Episode 1

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I am Steve fucking Newlin. Who the fuck are you?

Steve Newlin - "Turn! Turn! Turn!" Season 5 Episode 1

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New TB teaser

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YES YES YES YES!!

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LMFAO

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All due respect, Mr. Northman, I am due a lot more respect than that. And I am sorry to compromise your manhood like this, but hell hath no fury like a vampire queen broke.

Sophie Anne Leclerq - "Bad Blood" Season 3 Episode 1

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Could you be a companion of death? Could you walk with me through the world? Through dark? I'll teach you all I know. I'll be your father, your brother, your child.

Godric - "Never Let me go" Season 2 Episode 5

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I should've known something wasn't right the second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy! 'Cause any woman with a purse that big's bound to have something in it I don't wanna know about!

Jason Stackhouse - "Plaisir d'Amour" Season 1 Episode 9

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Sookie, you cannot be afraid of everything you don't know in this world.

Bill Compton - "Sparks Fly Out" Season 1 Episode 5

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You know what I really wish would come to Marthaville? Buffy or Blade or anyone of those badass vampire killers to take care of Mr. Compton.

Sam Merlotte - "Mine" Season 1 Episode 3

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I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.

Sookie Stackhouse - "And When I Die" Season 4 Episode 12