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23, he/him, bi, neurodivergent. YTPs and lots of other stuff too. Some likes and reblogs might be suggestive, lurker beware! ALL posts are gay, though.

[peachducy]

ain't it niiice the life forever fooorr flowers

[commanderchr1st]

[blemgoid]

my stepson loves helping me with chores

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[inonibird]

A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

[aquinohotelcentral]

[sluggisms]

right hand of god

[dreamyphantasia]

touhou design series part 1: reimu and marisa.

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[spinaart]

i like to play around with her hair

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

"Aww, Kris wants to be thrown into the airlock, too?"

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

THE FUCKING,,, SUSIE DOLL IS STILL FLOATING AROUND UP THERE IN THE ENDING

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sluggisms]

[highballonline]

asgore in chapter 5 i think

[rammy]

[bees-sprees]

I think I found my new favourites ever maybe?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]