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they/them | 23 | Blehhhh!!! !!

[m1sterryan]

nothing gets past this guy

[dumpsterf11re]

joke my boyfriend and i made that tickled me enough to draw it

[puppiesdoglover]

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!

[this-is-trans-joy]

being closeted in a conservative, conformist town and then seeing a visibly queer person out in public is like seeing an angel. like finding cool water in a hot desert. like reuniting with a long lost family member. im gonna cry

[animentality]

[warranty-voider]

>gets ticket for distracted driving

>pulls back onto road

>immediately takes phone out & grabs a pic pf the ticket

[plastidecor]

jack stauber

[plastidecor]

This video has fucking ruined my life I'll be trying to fall asleep and then my brain blares "you don't need to like my... bug art... its okay"

[infizero-draws]

internet tgirl support group

[hungry-skeleton]

Peace and love on reddit dot com

[redstonedust]

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

[redstonedust]

and you may say "if you want transport that goes on a predetermined on rails route you want trains" and thats true i do want trains. but i want trains that do sick loops and make me vomit. its an improvement for nobody and it would be awesome.

[left-lateral-incisor]

[gmax-centiskorch]

taking my ice cream down to the river for a sip of water

[ferncloud]

airplane dragons

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[eggsdoodz]

all we have is time ͙͘͡★

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[diediediediediediediedietimes3]

ive been thinking too much about this jerma clip because “OWEHOHTHEHWUHTHEOHUWEHSKDOWEHSKTHWHYDOTHSKTHESKOWHEY” shouldnt have gone so hard as it did

[fostersffff]

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice