truly a fucking idiot

lesbian | piece of shit

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[snowbairdd]

- You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed. - And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

JENNIFER'S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusam

[pinnipetal]

My bisexual experience =

Sexual fantasy about men: locker room handjob

Sexual fantasy about women: Wha t if glados from portal made me do one of her tests 😍

[godlikedyke]

this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists

[godlikedyke]

Grading and retries…?

[segamascott]

we've all been there

[passumbapper]

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[notearsnora]

Jon M. Chu about the difference between the stage show and the movie for act 2 of Wicked:

Not only does the movie reunite them sooner than the stage show, he says, but they will also have more scenes together. "What we really focused on was, no matter what, it's always about either one of them or their relationship," he explains. "What we discovered was, 'It's the girls, stupid!' at every turn. So, when one's going through something, there's something that they've learned from the other that affects them, or the fact the other person is not there is part of what can't get them to their goal. It's always about them."

[puttingherinhistory]

The conversation around abortion shouldn’t be “are you absolutely sure you want an abortion” it should be “are you absolutely sure you want a child”. You can get pregnant again. You can adopt. But you can’t half-heartedly raise a child or change your mind midway through parenthood. Children are a huge responsibility and if someone isn’t 110% sure they are willing and able to do it, they shouldn’t. Having a baby shouldn’t be the default because of how extremely demanding and difficult parenthood is and the irreversible damage it does to a kid to be raised by someone who didn’t even fully want parenthood and wasn’t prepared for that level of responsibility.

[puttingherinhistory]

#NOT HAVING A BABY SHOULD BE THE DEFAULT. HAVING A BABY SHOULD BE SOMETHING YOU ONLY DO IF YOU’RE SURE YOU WANT TO.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i keep spending money. i should be killed

[cassierobinsons]

it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

[cassierobinsons]

[cassierobinsons]

everytime someone uses "he would not fucking say that" for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can't waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[flimflix]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

[adjoint-law]

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm sorry I just burst out laughing because WHAT????????

[awihog]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ (via @nebula---dreams)

[dear-child-of-skylights]

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"Are you respecting boundaries out of love or punishment?" This is a video about respecting boundaries of estranged children without framing it as the pain of your abscence being the punishment for walking away from you and towards somewhere that feels safe.

[andielion]

People on tumblr loooove to talk about restorative justice and abolition when it’s a nebulous concept. It’s lovely to think about someone growing and changing and trying to reckon with the harm they caused but when some people actually see that person, they can’t handle it. God forbid someone says “I did something awful and I don’t want people to hurt others the way I did.” Do you just expect every shitty person to magically disappear from the earth? Do you want them to pretend it never happened?

[schafpudel]

#a lot of people have an idea of abuse where it's a trait a certain class of person has#rather than actions anyone can do (and -stop doing-)

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[jamjoob]

great heavens i haven't posted in a while

[0harpies]

Lebernd

[greseadraws]

part two to marcille rolling to seduce dragon falin! (her nat 20'ing won the votes)

[rokonrrc2]

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