YOUR CLOTHES ARE SOAKED

and you don’t know where to go!

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[baejax-the-great]

When did we decide that "luteal phase" was a synonym for PMS.

why are we talking about the luteal phase at all

[baejax-the-great]

teehee let's pretend that women are irrational hungry monsters for two weeks out of every month

[cluelesscher]

challengers summer we are SWEATING and DREAMING BIG and EXPLORING BISEXUALITY. we are CHEATING and EATING CHURROS and BETRAYING THE PEOPLE WE LOVE MOST IN THE PURSUIT OF IMPOSSIBLE PERFECTION. we are UNDULATING to nelly’s HOT IN HERRE and MILDLY TORTURING BLOND MEN. we are SWIPING EVERYONE ON DATING APPS and COMPLIMENTING YOUR MOM. we are DREAMING ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!

[cluelesscher]

challengers summer we are SWEATING and DREAMING BIG and EXPLORING BISEXUALITY. we are CHEATING and EATING CHURROS and BETRAYING THE PEOPLE WE LOVE MOST IN THE PURSUIT OF IMPOSSIBLE PERFECTION. we are UNDULATING to nelly’s HOT IN HERRE and MILDLY TORTURING BLOND MEN. we are SWIPING EVERYONE ON DATING APPS and COMPLIMENTING YOUR MOM. we are DREAMING ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!

[bideogaymes]

Child killed after officer fires upon car following reported shoplifting at a Walmart in Mississippi: Police

The shooting occurred Sunday afternoon outside a Walmart in Senatobia, according to the Mississippi Bureau of Investigation.

literally yesterday. all because someone called the police about DIAPERS being shoplifted.

Black children deserve to live and be safe around ALL people, around the world but something so simple is routinely denied to us on the daily by people more concerned with making sure their group doesn’t become the next underclass in which the entire modern world operates on its dehumanization.

im so sorry to this baby, their family, and every Black family dealing with the horrors of antiblackness, having our freedom or lives stolen from us every day.

meanwhile, LAPD shot and killed a Black woman’s dog after being called by her neighbor for being “too loud” during the Knick’s game, one of the biggest basketball event in years.

i seen more comments by nonblack ppl showing sympathy for the dog than the Black woman in the video literally hugging her beloved pet’s dead body in tears while a mob of LAPD officers stand around and watch her dispassionately.

what the fuck.

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[freakbeastcentral]

i will never buy into black/brown hair and eyes making for unvaried color design because as somebody who enjoys having a variety of colors on my characters there are in fact ways to represent and differentiate various shades of black/brown if you know what you’re doing

[freakbeastcentral]

like genuinely never underestimate the power of the colors you choose for your highlights and your shadows or what a dark shade of blue or purple can do because it’s sooo fun to play around with

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m a person that’s into studying historical and contemporary religions for personal curiosity scholarly reasons but I’m also a practicing Christian so for the sake of intellectual honesty I’ve had to develop two different brains for studying Christian texts and history. An analytical student of literature and history brain and a spiritual religious person brain.

These days when I look at passages about hoarding wealth being corrupting in the New Testament my studying brain is like it’s kind of interesting how Christianity says wealth is a bad thing because a lot of polytheistic religions in the ancient Mediterranean took the exact opposite approach so this was probably pretty weird to people at the time but maybe that’s also why some people found it appealing.

Meanwhile my spiritual brain is like dear Lord God if it be your will please haunt JD Vance’s dreams with these passages about how being rich is stupid thank you for everything good in my life like my cats and cheese on bread and if it be your will please haunt JD Vance with visions of camels trying to fit through the eye of a needle and make him really uncomfortable about it k love you amen

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[husbanddaughter]

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

[freelance-fiend]

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

[excitementshewrote]

[trans-ralsei]

hold my soft little fox body. yes. feel it tremble, feel my heart beating in your arms…

[trans-ralsei]

i’m getting dunked…

[andielion]

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my boyfriend’s got his arm around me. And I always wonder if he woke up and decided to hold me or something in his subconscious led him there. I hope I’m never certain

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[yorgen-sh]