I keep it classy.

This is the blog of David. Join me on my excruciatingly boring journey through sophomore year.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[deathmatches-deactivated2019102]

windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[grimelords]

thank god thank god, my favourite image has come back to me once more

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

I’m physically restraining him from eating my donut

[nightingem]

[slimetony]

lets start a company

[yungsquidward]

shares are down

[slimetony]

its a bull market. buy stock in bulls. big ones.

[yungsquidward]

shares are back up

[slimetony]

im glad we all learned a lesson about sharing today

[dogshitvevo]

[huffylemon]

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[cybergata]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

me: I’d like a million dollars, but we don’t always get what we want

nephew: that’s so many teeth

me: what??

nephew: you’d have to lose a lot of teeth to get a million dollars

his only source of income at 7 is the tooth fairy

[mesopelagic]

got no bones, osmosis jones

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

kayne west $300 shirt

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep