I CAST ZONE OF TRUTH !

       kiss my ass , you sactimonius bastard .

[akelaa]

i am taking a bath           i am washing a war from me. 

[akelaa]

i am taking a bath           i am washing a war from me. 

[truthcast]

i kinda wanna revamp my dnd oc blog...

[uragshaa]

[derangcdarchive-blog]

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

[jastard]

Stolen Century poster, three years late? You bet

[promptfairy]

❥   𝐐𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐘    [    𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒    ]   .

sentence starters of lyrics from songs by qveen herby . some lyrics slightly modified to be more usable . change gendered language & add context to your needs . ♡

“   i  always  choose  the  priciest  shoes .   ” “   the  way  i  look  says  everything .   ” “   i’ve  got  expensive  taste .   ” “   bury  me  in  gucci .   ” “   i  must’ve  been  born  with  it .   ” “   careful  now ,   this  could  get  ugly .   ” “   i  bet  you  never  imagined  i  could  be  so  mean .   ” “   they  say  i’m  an  animal ,   that  i’m  erratic .   ” “   you  don’t  want  to  fuck  with  me .   ” “   i  eat  boys  like  you  for  breakfast .   ” “   you  don’t  want  this  kiss .   ” “   you  don’t  want  this  touch .   ” “   better  not  come  crying  when  it’s  all  too  much .   ” “   i  don’t  play  nice .   ” “   if  you  want  the  best ,   you  have  to  pay  the  price .   ” “   you  don’t  like  it  when  i  get  this  drunk .   ” “   we  can  do  anything  you  like .   ” “   i  saw  you  staring  at  me  from  the  bar .   ” “   i  must  admit  that  i’m  having  a  ball .   ” “   tell  me  you’ve  done  this  with  nobody  else .   ” “   tell  all  your  friends  to  go  home .   ” “   i’d  be  damned  if  i  ever  let  you  down .   ” “   my  mind’s  already  been  made .   ” “   you  can  call  on  me  any  time  of  day .   ” “   don’t  be  scared  to  lose .   ” “   i  don’t  take  shit  from  anybody .   ” “   you  know  i’d  die  for  you .   ” “   these  hips  are  a  work  of  art .   ” “   i’m  a  dragon  in  a  dress .   ” “   i  need  a  holiday .   ” “   i  lost  my  zen   &   i  need  to  find  it .   ” “   you  know  i’ve  been  too  fuckin’  busy .   ” “   nothing  comes  for  free .   ” “   i  work  too  hard  to  dress  like  i’m  boring .   ” “   i  love  you  more  than  i  love  myself .   ” “   you  never  want  to  listen  to  me .   ” “   it’s  too  late  to  compromise .   ” “   you  can  find  me  at  my  best  when  i’m  naked .   ” “   i  used  to  give  a  fuck ,   now  i’m  jaded .   ” “   i’m  allergic  to  the  bullshit .   ” “   no  trouble  ever  stayed  long  enough .   ” “   i  thank  god  every  day  for  my  come - up .   ” “   somebody’s  trying  to  slight  me ,   but  it’s  all  love .   ” “   you’re  talking  the  loudest ,   but  you’ve  got  nothing  to  say .   ” “   all  that  perfume  could  never  cover  your  stink .   ” “   why  are  you  so  fake ?   ” “   why  is  this  causing  me  pain ?   ” “   i  don’t  know  what’s  come  over  me .   ” “   everyone  is  scared  of  me .   ” “   failure  is  rare  to  me .   ” “   you  should  know ,   i  think  you’re  fuckin’  beautiful .   ” “   people  talk  shit  when  they  feel  insignificant .   ” “   they’re  probably  just  scared  of  you .   ” “   you’re  doing  amazing .   ” “   maybe  i  fucked  up .   ” “   you  must  have  my  heart  in  a  trap .   ” “   i  wish  i  could  delete  you   &   me ,   and  our  memories .   ” “   are  you  counting  your  blessings  now ?   ” “   pray  for  me .   ” “   stay  away  from  me .   ” “   your  apology  was  irrelevant .   ” “   don’t  be  scared  of  me .   ” “   the  one  thing  i  know  is  that  i  can’t  stop  now .   ” “   they  say  slow  down ,   but  i  never  listen .   ” “   i  get  lonely  with  no  new  friends .   ” “   people  have  been  saying  i’ve  changed .   ” “   you  disrespect  me   &   i  leave  the  room .   ” “   hope  i’m  not  hurting  your  feelings .   ” “   you  don’t  recognize  me ?   ” “   i  could  be  nice ,   but  that  would  be  false  advertising .   ” “   you  took  advantage  of  me .   ” “   when  will  you  ever  learn ?   ” “   i’d  rather  keep  a  crown  then  be  your  trophy .   ” “   can’t  you  see  i’m  not  the  type ?   ” “   wish  i  wasn’t  so  polite .   ” “   i’m  not  a  prize  to  be  won .   ” “   all  you  wanna  do  is  ignore  me .   ” “   i’ve  been  waking  up  smiling .   ” “   i  went  bullshit - free  for  weeks .   ” “   bank  notes  always  seem  to  change  hoes .   ” “   can’t  be  mad ,   you  did  that  to  yourself .   ” “   i  don’t  love  you  like  i  did  before .   ” “   you  give  my  soul  completion .   ” “   i’m  a  selfish  bitch   &   i  want  you  to  know .   ”

[promptfairy]

𝐆𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐄   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“  the results were disappointing.  i was devastated.  ” “  i’m not gonna deal with that shit.  ” “  so,  i put the panini in a balloon   &   swallowed it whole.  ” “  you watch your mouth in my house.  ” “  try not to let anyone see you,  i hate the way you move in public.  ” “  if you haven’t made your bed,  throw it away.  it’s too late to make it now.  ” “  so i swiffer-vaulted out of there   &   broke my fucking mandible on some nutri-grain bars.  ” “  you callin’ me a liar?  ” “  WELL TUESDAYS.  AREN’T.  GOOD FOR ME.  ” “  so i black out from the rage,  and come to covered head-to-toe in hollandaise sauce.  ” “  it gives me a panic attack when i look at your legs.  ” “  i think i left the blow-dryer on.  ” “  you got no lips.  you have skin that turns into a mouth.  ” “  nothin’ gets me goin’ like a juke box musical.  ” “  why should i even get out of bed?  ” “  i got your grape juice,  you pansy.  ” “  i’m gonna go put myself on craigslist.  ” “  i’m gonna punish you with my leg.  ” “  could you excuse me for one second?  ”  *screams* “  so i stole a pig.  ” “  menopause is only gonna make me stronger.  ” “  i’m angry,  i’m aroused   …   ” “  what would you have done?  ” “  was that you doing zumba on my front lawn?  ” “  it’s my birthday so that means you have to watch me do crunches.  ” “  LOOK AT ME.  ” “  why do we have a sink if you’re not gonna wash the blueberries?  ” “  let’s face it.  this town needs a change.  ”  “  the anthropologists are gonna see this   &   they’re gonna want to study you.  ” “  i’m gonna sleep in the chimney tonight.  ” “  YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS.  ” “  could i have a word with you under the table,  real quick?  ” “  okay,  was anyone planning on telling me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal or was i just supposed to read that in national geographic myself?  ” “  you’re a walking lisa frank notebook.  ” “  i was already in hell,  but now it’s like i’m going to hell grad school.  ” “  i don’t know which apostle i swirlied in a past lifetime,  but i’m really paying the price now.  ” “  this is a dish towel.  we need a hand towel.  what are we,  barbarians?  ”

[whumprat-blog]

characters who die and are resurrected

but will always remember exactly what death feels like

[unseelieprincess-deactivated202]

Someday I WILL be covered in moss.

[truthcast]

           you wanna know what i’d like to do  ? I’D LIKE TO MOVE TO THE BEACH.  you know why ? because with the ocean, the scenery is always changin’, and i want the scenery to always be changin’, man. i don’t wanna be lookin’ at the same thing all the time… i wanna see a million, billion shells… i wanna watch rain come sweepin’ in… that’s, that’s the life, right there ! CHANGE IT UP, MAN ! KEEP IT INTERESTING ! ( art cred . ) 

[phantomemes]

starters  /  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,  between you and these bones .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .

‘  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes  ’

‘  how i soften when you pull me against you  ’

‘  you are teaching me to love  ’

‘  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes  ’

‘  you perhaps will become my swan song  ’

‘  it is a very human thing to love  ’

‘  you are my good days  ’

‘  i have been loved dearly  ’

‘  i promise you will not always be this war  ’

‘  thank god for the stubbornness of organs  ’

‘  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you  ’

‘  there will always be another day  ’

‘  there will always be another mercy  ’

‘  perhaps i will take up dancing again  ’

‘  what a pretty little disaster you will be  ’

‘  i am terrified for you  ’

‘  i will fold inside of myself  ’

‘  today i am thankful  ’

‘  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake  ’

‘  come and get me  ’

‘  i tell myself i do not need you  ’

‘  i think i broke again last night  ’

‘  i’m just trying to connect with you  ’

‘  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing  ’

‘  burn the house down in search of yourself  ’

‘  don’t you dare ever stop looking  ’

‘  i struggle not to feel guilty  ’

‘  you are a wild  ,  unkempt thing  ’

‘  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing  ’

‘  find that you are made of russian nesting dolls  ’

‘  the trees are always kindest with spring comes  ’

‘  teach yourself the hymns again  ’

‘  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips  ’

‘  this life is an altar  ’

‘  i am sorry i do not have more time  ’

‘  there is a mountain in me  ’

‘  by the morning i am a triumph  ’

‘  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat  ’

‘  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across  ’

‘  there are many things that will fit beneath your skin  ’

‘  forgiveness does not take up much room  ’

‘  some days you will breathe and it will be enough  ’

‘  you do not have to hold it quite so tightly  ’

‘  there is a prayer in me  ,  still  ’

‘  you scare me a little  ’

‘  you can be a good thing and not a whole thing  ’

‘  there are flowers in my chest again  ’

‘  the rain comes and sounds like you  ’

‘  i cannot tell you why i still trust god  ’

‘  find peace and build a home out of it  ’

‘  there is never an end  ’

[promptfairy]

𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 / 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change any gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“   you  don’t  have  to  hide  your  tears  from  me .   ” “   you’re  doing  great ,   okay ??   i mean it .   ” “   you  are  so  strong .   ” “   please  don’t  ever  give  up .   ” “   i  will  always  believe  in  you .   ” “   why  do  you  always  think  you  have  to  do  everything  on  your  own ??   ” “   it’s  okay ,   i’m  here .   i’ll  always  be  here .   ” “   you’ve  always  been  strong  for  me .   let  me  return  the  favor .   ” “   just  listen  to  my  heartbeat ,   okay ??   ” “   come  on ,   take  a  deep  breath .   it’s  gonna  be  alright .   ” “   please ,   just  hold  me .   ” “   you  always  meant  the  world  to  me .   i’m  sorry  i  let  you  forget  that .   ” “   i  never  stopped  loving  you .   ” “   you’ll  feel  better  if  you  talk  about  it .   i’m  here  to  listen .   ” “   you’re  so  much  more  than  the  mistakes  you’ve  made .  ” “   i  forgive  you .   ” “   you  are  so  fucking  powerful .   ” “   i’m  not  leaving  you  here .   ” “   i  trust  you  more  than  anyone  else  in  this  universe .   ” “   it’s  okay  to  be  confused .   nobody  has  all  the  answers .   ” “   i’m  so ,   so  sorry .   you  didn’t  deserve  that .   ” “   healing  is  not  linear ,   but  it’s  always  moving  forward .   ” “   you  can  admit  that  you’re  hurting .   it’s  okay  to  not  be  okay .   ” “   hold  my  hand ??   ” “   you  are  my  home .   ” “   no  matter  what  anyone  else  says ,   you  are  so  important  to  me .   ” “   don’t  worry .   i’ll  protect  you .   ” “   shh ,   it  was  just  a  nightmare .   you’re  safe .   ” “   don’t  talk  about  yourself  like  that .   ” “   just  say  the  word .   you  know  i’d  do  anything  for  you .   ” “   you  are  loved .   ” “   i  just  need  a  hug .   ” “   i’ll  destroy  anything  that  so  much  as  thinks  of  harming  you .   ” “   don’t  ever  let  anyone  make  you  feel  ashamed  of  who  you  are .   ” “   you’re  not  alone .   you’re  stuck  with  me  forever .   sorry .   ” “   well ,   hello  sleeping  beauty .   you  fell  asleep  on  me .   ” “   if  you  don’t  take  your  butt  back  to  bed ,   i  will  carry  you  there  myself .   ” “   i’m  sorry  to  wake  you  up ,   but  i  really  need  someone  to  talk  to .   ” “   i  hate  seeing  you  like  this   …   please ,  let  me  help .   ” “   you  are   &   always  will  be  precious  to  me .   ” “   i  can’t  believe  that  asshole  said  that  to  you .   it’s  not  true ,   you  know .    ” “   you  want  me  to  punch  him  in  the  face  ??   ” “   you  deserve  every  good  thing  in  the  world .   ” “   you  know  i  always  have  your  back .   ” “   you  don’t  have  to  worry  about  anything ,   as  long  as  i’m  around .   ” “   stop  apologizing ,   okay ??   i’ve  already  told  you  i’ve  forgiven  you  a  hundred  times now .   ” “   don’t  beat  yourself  up  over  this .   be  kind  to  yourself ,   it’s  not  your  fault .   ”

[fairyling]

this user wants to lay down in a field of flowers for a bit.

[truthcast]

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.” from Lucretia,,,hellow

‘ WELL - the reviews did say it’d knock ya’ on your ASS . ‘

you are also flat on your ASS , hands uselessly draped over a COMICALLY LARGE wine glass.  the two of you have barely gotten HALFWAY through this bottle , but you already feel a headache SPRINGING forth . 

‘ y’think a healing spell will save us from this shit ? ‘

[fluffygif]

A heavenly place by dorpell

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”