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The Stranger

[goth-queen]

[exitwound]

this is making me hyperventilate

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

I have no sense of sense is too funny not to highlight

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[dogpuppy]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[cheaphalloweencostume]

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

[fantomey]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Paul Hoff Horse

[eroscestlavie]

[i-ate-the-sun13]

but what if i'm lying about everything ever

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[batbetbitbotbut]

#yea its just something that really irks me when people keep them. if only there was a word for that

(via @real-live-human)

[minxitsy]

how it feels whenever i comment on posts

[rockergiirl]

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[bgm05]

I feel my kidneys vibrate at night when I sleep like a princess