How to be a Real Trans Boy™ as shown in trumeds transpho- I mean completely acurrate & should be followed caricatures!
- Have short hair. Like that stereotypical guy haircut yknow? Have brown hair too. Idk why it’s always brown
- Be skinny but!! We’re not fatphobic it’s just those nasty tucutes tend to be fat so :^/
- Be white apparently. But I swear we’re not racist I swear-
- Wear a hoodie. Either black or gray that’s ur only choices
- Wear jeans & basic ass shoes. If I so much as see a skirt anywhere near you-
- Never dye your hair anything but a natural color. Especially like pink cause that’s a girl’s color & you’re trying to pass
- Wear! a! binder! I don’t care if you have health problems or can’t afford/get one or just plain old think they’re not comfortable. It’s doesn’t matter. Wear one or ur a filthy trender. Your titties should be non existent.
- Don’t wear ANY pride merch, especially not trans stuff. God forbid anyone knows you’re not cishet. Cause if the real cishets find out you’re not one of them they’ll tell the church & you’ll be a trender who is single handedly causing the oppression of all trans people.
- Give your entire ass to cis people in hopes that they’ll respect you. God please cissies just give me attention I beg-
- Oh yeah & have intense dysphoria even tho that’s already been proven wrong lol
you got that rite.... 😤😤😤
