TRV's heehee's

hee hee r196 refugee gang :3

[trvheeheeee]

This is horribly outdated, I have barely used tumblr in like 2 years or something. I cringed when I read this but to lazy to change it 👍

Alright, time to write this pinned message

HELLO

my name is TRV but if using that makes it sound like youre talking to a company, you can just refer to me as "Daniel".

pronouns are he/him

my interests include

Politics/sociology: Im an anarcho-syndicalist/anarcho-communist and love to talk about politics or anything even remotely related to human behavior. I hate small talk with a passion, so yes, I do want you to open with "hello im [x], do you think theres life after death?"

Philosophy: I love discussing philosohical concepts and ideas, espacially moral/ethical questions. I have an irrational hate for the trolley problem but only the basic variation.

Gayness: :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3. (like seriously just be gay and youll have my full attention)

Memes/shitposts

Movies and photography: If you like to talk about ANY movie or just the film/photography industry in general. DM ME. My favorite composer is Danny Elfman, favorite director: Wes Anderson, favorite cinematographer: Roger Deakins (duh). (massive A24 fan but that isnt really a unique trait anymore)

Writing: I love hyperanalysing stories and write at the slowest pace imaginable. Favorite genres are sci-fi, utopians/dystopians and dramas.

ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT

Unfortunately mental illnesses really seem to love me. So heres a list of those so you know what youre getting yourself into.

Diagnosed:

- autism, AD(H)D, giftedness, Insomnia

Undiagnosed (for obv. reasons)

- ASPD, CPTSD

Im ✨desperate✨ for online friends since no-one I know irl shares my interests.

DMs are ALWAYS open

Languages: English and Dutch. Im from Belgium 🇧🇪

Which one is superior ?

shlorp

trapti

Voting ended onJul 31, 2023

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[depsidase]

[ashes2caches]

HRT should also give you a long, prehensile, slimy tongue. Scientists need to start focusing on this.

[foxgirlfirebomb]

EXACTLY! and forked too!

[robotgirltail]

>"I have a long, prehensile, slimy, forked tongue..."

[depsidase]

[frontmansdefender]

[miraclemaya]

(so horny i might die) what if i bought you a game on steam... a-and you played it while i watched

[depsidase]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like imagine you find a 7 year old in the woods and she’s like my mom is gonna kill me because I’m prettier than her and she’s not kidding. You know this queen is that sort of person. So you and your roommates adopt the kid and tell her don’t talk to strangers. And she keeps talking to strangers and getting poison combs stuck in her hair and whatnot.

Like yeah that’s kinda stupid but also she’s seven. She likes apples.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also imagine it from the hunter’s perspective. The queen tells you this bitch is prettier than me I need you to take her out in the woods and kill her. And then you see who you’re supposed to kill and it’s a 2nd grader. Like how are you supposed to react to that sort of situation? Kill a human child? No. Because you’re not a brainless evil minion you’re just some guy dealing with a cartoonishly evil monarch. Of course you let her go.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bad look for the Prince of course. Even if she did age while she was in that glass case. He saw a dead woman and just decided to keep her. And once she stopped being dead he was like we’re married now

He did cause the evil queen to dance to death in red hot shoes though. That was kinda cool.

[thedupshadove]

With the acknowledgement that I'm grasping at straws, is it ever directly confirmed that the Prince wasn't also 7?

[thedupshadove]

See, I think that still works.

You are the guardsman assigned to protect the eight-year-old Prince. You are currently in the middle of the forest because he absolutely had his heart set on "going hunting", and the royal second-grader should definitely not be traipsing around the woods on his own. You let him go a little on ahead and he comes running back talking about how there's a dead girl in the clearing and there's no-one else around and he wants to take her home because she's really pretty, Hans, and she's all alone!

You let him drag you to said clearing and okay, that is one angelic-looking dead child alright, and on the one hand the quality of her clothes and the craftsmanship on the coffin (who builds a see-through coffin?) speak to potential Consequences if you simply carry her off, but also for the amount of vines that have grown on the coffin she looks extraordinarily un-decayed, so you should probably get the court alchemist's opinion on that, and there's no way he's going to come all the way out here in his embroidered velvet curly-shoes. And also this kid is technically assigned by God as your natural superior, or something.

So fine. You hoist the coffin onto your shoulder (it's not like the Prince can do it. He's eight.) and head back toward the castle, Prince chattering blithely all the way. And then you turn your ankle on a rock and suddenly there's a thump and a cough and a lot of shouting from inside the coffin and you have now become a key player in a tense political incident with the next kingdom over.

You should probably ask for a raise.

[littlecofiegirl]

[charitydingle]

The Substance 2024, dir. Coralie Fargeat

[t-shrit]

for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head

[worldohworld-deactivated2019032]

Holy fuck

[indigipunk-deleted-deactivated2]

Something I learned in my brief experience with a journalism class is that The Onion is a prime example of truly successful satire.

All the times they “hit the nail on the head”, they are in fact achieving satire’s ultimate goal. To examine something free of bias, in a way that people are less likely to be sensitive toward a harsh reality.

Under the frame of a joke. Don’t discredit the work of the people behind The Onion just because they make you laugh. They know what they’re doing. And what they’re doing is important. They’re forcing people to rethink the way our system works without wasting the energy on big explanations, and it’s working.

[embarressment-erradicated]

good points about the onion, but uh. this is a fucking click hole article. notably distinct from the onion. you are talking about how great the onion is for hitting the nail on the head, in relation to this article;

on an article made by a completely different, but also satirical news network.

great post! but this isn’t the onion.

[piedude]

[undeaddogthing]

Rb to knot prev and call them a good dog

[kohoe]

can we have disgusting sex and then sleep together while cuddling?

[jururenu]

[robotgirltail]

robot girl who says .rar instead of rawr

[robotgirltail]

connecting us via USB-C to USB-C cable and sending an administrative command to force your body to experience an orgasm so large your systems crash

meow :3

HGMHGMHPH PLEASE??? >"I mean, y-yes, we can absolutely do that~!"

[cpunkhobie]