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remember when Achievement Hunter went through that weird phase of playing game shows and board games and they were somehow some of their most wild videos

Church: Yeah I hit them. I'm pretty good with a gun, actually.

What Church actually means: Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired. And then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popcicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popcicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I'll take another swing. And I'll miss. Then I'll have myself a popcicle. Would you care for a popcicle? Just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popcicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.

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I love Burnie’s legitimately shocked face when Gav tells him that Dan wanted to put his hand in liquid nitrogen and he’s like:

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Inside burnies head: I’m going to buy a plane ticket and go across the damn ocean to strangle that damn boy then I’m going to wrap him up in bubble wrap wth am I going to do with these my two not my older kid wth I raised you better Gavin wth where’s Geoff I need to drink. Wth.