[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[mildmayfoxe]

it’s so hard being awake in this economy

[darkspaceboytoy]

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

[bulliness]

I don't think so

[darkspaceboytoy]

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

[venusjfp]

[loveridden1999]

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

[glittercupcakeunicornpuppy]

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

saying 'damn that kinda looks like piss lol' about a crystal clear bottle of water as a subtle flex on my hydration levels

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[fuckyour20s]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[transcyberism]

buddy I was in this situation and then next thing I knew I was 27. watch out man

[ispyspookymansion]

ohhhh i get it now! theres something wrong with me

[charl0ttan]

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

[konoko]

[kosmogrl]

[oldmanpusspuss]

genuinely how it feels posting some fuckass thing nobody else gaf about

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true