The Seduction of Joe Tynan
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The Seduction of Joe Tynan
Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts
"Can you hide me?" "Come here often?" "Don’t drink that!" "Gotcha!" "Hand me that doohickey." "Here, try some of this." "I blame (insert name)" "I guess you did know what you were doing." "I have a bad feeling about this." "I have a good feeling about this." "I know a guy." "I think I screwed up." "I’m gonna get you!" "I’m not feeling well." "I’m not scared." "I’m too tired for adventures." "Is that my diary?" "Is there something on my face?" "It’s my fault." "It’s perfect!" "It’s your fault." "Let’s have an adventure!" "Not that one, the other one!" "Prove it!" "Stay there. I’ll make you breakfast." "That’s the dumbest story I’ve ever heard." "That’s the last time we do that." "There’s a first time for everything." "Where are you hiding?" "Where were you yesterday?" "Why are you crying?" "Will you tell me a story?" "You don’t need to prove anything." "You’re not looking too hot."
Send me a ▽ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.
1-100
Lyric based sentences, all from my playlist, meaning it’s incredibly varied. There’s gonna be a whole range in there, enjoy!
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FUCK sentence starters
"Fuck off." "Fuck this." "Fuck that." "Fuck me." "Fuck you." "Fuck everything." "Let’s fuck." "Fucking hell." "Fuck."
random sentence starters:
"I’m like a sex yoda."
"What a wicked game you play."
"I wanna fall in love."
"You’re about as smart as a box of matches."
"There’s a fly in my wine glass…"
"Don’t go breaking my heart."
"You’re going to die in there."
"I’ve been waiting to meet you."
"Come to me baby."
"Don’t you ever pick up your damn cell?"
"Jesus Christ! Has somebody died in here?"
“Roses are red, violets are blue…Fuck you, whore!”
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love.”
“I have not had a night like that since the seventies.”
"You’re an asshole."
"I’m feeling hotter than fire."
“Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything.”
“Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars.”
"Some people are worth melting for."
"This is so illegal."
“ This is…this is a good jacket.”
"Not even they can stop us now."
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"
“Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.”
“My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all time.”
"How do you like me now?"
"Lick me up and take me like a vitamin."
"Don’t you fucking leave me."
"You smell like a baby prostitue."
"Smart is definitely the new sexy."
"At least I pretend to care."
"Did anybody order a side dish of bullshit?"
"Fine. Whatever. See if I care."
"There’s only room in this town for one of us."
"Diamonds are a girls best friend."
"This isn’t the end."
"You deserve your happy ending."
"Talk dirty to me."
"I’m not your sweetheart."
"I pity people like you."
"We’re surrounded by jerks."
"It feels like all of our friends are lost."
"I got so scared. I thought no one could save me."
"Kiss me."
"I wish I could go to sleep and wake up with amnesia."
"I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head."
"What if we could?"
"I’m goddamn plucky, remember?"
"You don’t have to do this."
"Remember me."
Meryl Streep, “The Seduction of Joe Tynan” 1979.
me whenever my rp partner writes something angsty about our otp
"It’s not fair!"
shout at my muse to see how they respond . (xx)
{ ◄☉► }
the blonde’s brows leap upward at the sudden outburst. she looks calm enough for the both of them as she removes her glasses, sets them down on the table and focuses her full attention on him.
❛——- alright, now slow down. w h a t isn’t fair?❜
Meet and Greet
"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
"You could have been killed! Are you okay?"
"Excuse me but I think you got my order by mistake."
"Do you have siblings? I know someone who looks just like you."
"Here, let me get that for you..."
"Stop staring. It's impolite."
"I'm sorry but have we met before? You look familiar somehow."
"My memory isn't quite what it used to be. Who are you again?"
"Cheesy pickup lines are not going to work on me so don't bother."
"I'm so sorry, I didn't think anyone was behind me. Are you okay?"
"I don't know who you are but you can buzz off."
"I'd really like to be alone right now."
"I appreciate the gesture but I really don't drink..."
"I know I look like someone famous, but I'm not them. Honest."
"Perhaps you have seen my face before? Television. Newspaper. Blog maybe?"
"Sorry about that, my friend's an asshole."
"End of the world sucks, doesn't it?"
"At the risk of sounding cheesy and clichéd, do you want to have a drink?"
"God, I hate this song. Makes me want to stab my ears with a pen."
"Stay away from them. They're bad news."
"Why is it so hard to just find someone nice? That's all I really want."
"Hi. You don't know me but we kinda see each other every day..."
"Does this sort of thing happen to you often?"
Shout at my muse to see how they respond:
"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
"It’s not fair!"
"I could kill you right now!"
"Knock it off!"
"Screw you!"
"You’re a complete moron!"
"I love this song!"
"Bring that here!"
"I hate you!"
"I’m pissed off!"
"Make me!"
"I wish you’d never been born!"
"I bought ice cream!"
"Kiss my ass!"
"Shut up!"
"I can’t do it anymore!"
"Take me home!"
"Just kiss me already!
"I can't be in love with you!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Piss off!"
"I wish things were that simple!"
"I love you!"
"Jump off a bridge!"
"You’re so hot!"
send me a '♪' and i'll put my music on shuffle and create a starter based on my favourite line of the first song that comes up.
Meet and Greet
"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
"You could have been killed! Are you okay?"
"Excuse me but I think you got my order by mistake."
"Do you have siblings? I know someone who looks just like you."
"Here, let me get that for you..."
"Stop staring. It's impolite."
"I'm sorry but have we met before? You look familiar somehow."
"My memory isn't quite what it used to be. Who are you again?"
"Cheesy pickup lines are not going to work on me so don't bother."
"I'm so sorry, I didn't think anyone was behind me. Are you okay?"
"I don't know who you are but you can buzz off."
"I'd really like to be alone right now."
"I appreciate the gesture but I really don't drink..."
"I know I look like someone famous, but I'm not them. Honest."
"Perhaps you have seen my face before? Television. Newspaper. Blog maybe?"
"Sorry about that, my friend's an asshole."
"End of the world sucks, doesn't it?"
"At the risk of sounding cheesy and clichéd, do you want to have a drink?"
"God, I hate this song. Makes me want to stab my ears with a pen."
"Stay away from them. They're bad news."
"Why is it so hard to just find someone nice? That's all I really want."
"Hi. You don't know me but we kinda see each other every day..."
"Does this sort of thing happen to you often?"
Vulnerable Situations Sentence Meme
{ trigger warning, some nsfw and possible noncon/dubcon }
“Had a bit much to drink? You could hardly stand.”
“Were you robbed or is kinky foreplay gone wrong the reason you’re tied up?”
“My, what have we here?”
“You look nervous. What’s wrong?”
“I think you might have been drugged.”
“There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling…”
“You’re burning up and in no condition to be walking about, get to bed.”
“Are you still awake? Maybe the drug wasn’t strong enough…”
“When I saw you looking so helpless, I just couldn’t help myself.”
“You shouldn’t be walking all alone this time of night. There’s dangerous people around. Who knows what might happen…”
“Heh. And how do you plan to stop me?”
“I’ll strap you down nice and tight… It’ll be fun watching you squirm.”
“Are you crying?”
“Struggle all you want, cutie.”
“I’m n-not drunk, I only had a couple of drinks.”
“Put me down, I can walk!”
“Mind untying me?”
“I feel kinda… dizzy…”
“I might be coming down with something.”
“Stay back…”
"W-why can’t I move?"
“Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”
“I don’t need your help.”
“Really, I’m fine.”
“Apparently the brownies I ate were a bit… special.”
“I think I’m gonna be sick.”
“I can’t get up…”
“Who’s there?”
“No, don’t let them take me!”
“I can’t go back there, I can’t…”
tickatocka:
some fun sex tropes:
laughing during sex
and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
kissing to stay quiet
biting to stay quiet
one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
"wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it"
someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
"you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise"
kissing anywhere but the lips
alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
"we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways" sex
anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
sex with clothes half on/panties still on
the pleasant misuse of ties
sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense
Using only song names from 1 artist/band, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people. Try not to repeat a song title. Tagged by: i stole it from rxlek tbh
Pick your Artist/Band: Fleetwood Mac
Describe yourself: Gypsy How do you feel: Thrown Down Describe where you currently live: Silver Springs If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Straight Back Your favourite form of transportation: Landslide Your best friend is: Rhiannon You and your best friends are: Sisters of the Moon What’s the weather like: Storms Favourite time of the day: Isn’t It Midnight If your life was a TV show, what would the title be?: Big Love What is life to you: Dreams Your relationship: Say You Love Me Your fear: Little Lies
Tagging (repost, not reblog): u readin this
Surprise my muse with a kiss.
A peck, a smooch, a full on french-snog. See how they blush.