A Normal Conversation with my Therapist
Therapist: So, how often are you bi-
Me (nervously shaking): Oh like all the time- heh how'd you know? What gave it away?? Is it the way I'm sitting with one leg on the arm rest and the other on the floor? My black nail polish and multiple piercings and tattoos? My flannel and cuffed jeans? The carabiner on my jeans?? Or the fact that I'm anxious like all the time???
Therapist: I actually didn't get to finish my sentence... I was going to ask how often are you by yourself, like alone?
Me: ... well this is awkward... that's also another reason why I'm bi *finger guns*















