Minding My Own Business

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[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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[tryingtomindmyownbusiness]

Forgot I was talking to a straight person and accidentally called someone “the dykiest dyke” out loud.

Rolled a nat 1 in that social interaction and now Sammy thinks I’m a homophobe…

[grecoromanyaoi]

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[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

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[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[camouflagedpath]

You're not watching the Witcher season 4 because Henry Cavill left, I'm not watching it because Myanna Buring left. We are not the same.

[tryingtomindmyownbusiness]

Being an adult with a job will have you saying things heretofore unimaginable. No person in their twenties should ever say:

“I swear to god, if Paul was mean to Greg again, I’m going for his shins. It’s on sight.”

These are both grown men over the age of fifty. I need to drink my sour patch kids energy drink and calm the fuck down. This place isn’t actually real.

[tryingtomindmyownbusiness]

Getting real “The Second Coming” by W.B. Yeats vibes in this Chili’s tonight.

[stonefruitgirl]

rogue: *in his best Abigail Pent voice* tables aren't supposed to do that!

[the-boring-distopia]

The thing I love about Mercymorn that I'm pretty sure you could drop her in any sci-fi media and she would be one of the last ones standing.

She would survive Alien, I'm 100% sure. She would not even give a shit about the alien. That bitch would burst out of someones chest and she would not stop eating her cereal.

The Thing? Come on, that thing is made of flesh she would kill it.

I'm not even joking you could put her in the background of a 40k novel and it would end with her going "well, that was some shit, what now?"

John Gauis only got her because he was literal god, when god is the only thing that can kill you you should be put in different media to fuck shit up. It's enrichment.

[yearling-234]

Thought you yall should see this

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[funny-tik-toks]

[viralfrog]

[lynati]

I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.

(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)

[thekijs]

For anyone who wants a side-by-side comparison to appreciate everything that moved, here you go:

My favourite detail is the plants on the windowsill getting rotated up sideways

[elodieunderglass]

hat tip @merwey that's a very good addition!

[tryingtomindmyownbusiness]

The longer you spend in an airport the more it feels like a video game loading screen. This goes beyond the term “liminal space” the loading bar has been at 22% for four hours and I’m so caffeinated it has to be shortening my lifespan.

I had a person in an information vest tell me without blinking that “we haven’t sold print newspapers since the Queen died” at which point we had a conversation about the tragedy of print media dying and large corporations buying midsized papers and homogenizing them. This place is fake. Since the queen died????

Was there correlation between the papers and the Queen of England’s death?? I just want to read the news; fuck man.

[tajrishgp]

kinda funny that there's no tariffs on the vatican but at least 10% on all other microstates in EU

[catgirl-peronism-deactivated202]

italy about to invent levels of catholic corruption never seen since the 17th century

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

before it gets bad I'm just gonna tell y'all certain rich people have literally only recently noticed Open Source software availability compromises the bottom line of their proprietary investments so if you see little chickadees on this website talking about the dangers of Open Source software all of a sudden it's cuz they accidentally sipped some koolaid mixed up by the far right yacht people to fuck with peoples software sovereignty and right to repair, modify, and redistribute robust codebases that become a problem when 30% of your portfolio is in, oh, say, adobe or openai.

This is your unfriendly neighborhood computer fucker telling you not to fall for it and to demand your right to digital sovereignty rather than trusting companies to make correct choices about what to do with the parts of your life they would very much like to have in the cloud to continue improving their products.

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

chill with me at your own risk i don’t mind being quiet for 4 hours

[victusinveritas]