No Dignity Left

Mass Effect, Buffy, Ragecomics and trolling.

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Learned about colonoscopies in Bio this last week. 

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Ryncol (Mass Effect 2 Cocktail)

Ingredients: 1 oz absinthe 1 oz grain alcohol 1 dash blue curacao

Directions: Shake all ingredients and pour into a small glass. Warning: not to be drank with other mysterious green liquids or batarian ale.  Otherwise you might end up like this Shepard.

“This is krogan liquor - ryncol.  You’ll set off radiological alarms after you drink it.  Should I pour you a quad?”

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle. Warning: DON’T take this drink lightly.  It is extremely potent, just as in the game.  As always, be responsible when consuming alcohol, especially this cocktail.)

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I know that feel bro

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Hold The Line Movement (inspired by the shit-tastic ME3 ending)

Demand a better ending to Mass Effect 3 "Hold the Line" movement: 

Has... 

existed for 10 days

over 30,000 likes on facebook

raised $55,000 for the Child's Play charity. 

inspired 100's of fan-made photos/art/memes

Come on Bioware, take the frakking hint. 

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YUS

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Mass Effect Lego

They should make it. ~~Spoilers to ME3!!!~~ 

I mean, unless they fix the ending I'm not going to buy shit all from them for a long, looooong time. Buuut, can you imagine frickin' Mass Effect Lego? Fem/Maleshep Versions sold separately. $100-$200 sets that include the either the Alliance SR2 Normandy/Cerberus SR2, every squad-mate from ME3/every squad-mate from ME2. A $30-$50 build-your-own reaper with a husk of each race/Collector ship with 1-3 collectors and a particle beam. Quarian Fleet add-on etc... I for one would've been aaaaalllll over that shit.  Why aren't I the head of their marketing department already? Well for one I took an ending to the knee.  

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~~MORE SPOILERS~~ Mass Effect Spam until the end of time HURRHURR 

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Oh I fucking cried, sobbed and shook actually. All I remember doing last was desperately trying to shut the computer off and claw my way to bed amongst all the silent gasping sobs. I think I must have dreamed about it too because I woke up hours later and my pillow was covered in tears and my eyes are still incredibly puffy.

And really, All I could do was think about Kaidan.

I know it’s a game, but in the short time I’ve played it, it has taught me so much and it made it all the more real.

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I personally think that they need a "Mass Effect Ending" support group.  I just sat there looking at the TV screen for about 15 minutes, turned off my xbox, fell asleep. Woke up still feeling numb, hoped it was all a dream. Went on the bioware social network and found out that it actually happened... o.O

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MASS EFFECT 3 SPOILERS

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~~MORE SPOILERS~~ Mass Effect Spam until the end of time HURRHURR 

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Felt so bad doing this, but I really didn't have the time to feed my jellyfish between every mission...

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~~SPOILER ALERT~~

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~~MAJOR SPOILER ALERT FOR ME3~~

I Have to say that is is the greatest game I've ever played, but the ending was just horrible. I've never been so dissapointed in a piece of fiction in my life, that includes the Twilight Saga (but keep in mind that I had low expectations for that series to begin with) I've played through the first two games COUNTLESS TIMES. Although I enjoyed Mass Effect 3 more than any other game (that includes Super Mario 64) I know that I can never play it again. After knowing the fate of my squad, I just don't feel right lying to them in the first two games, telling them they'll be alright, when I know they won't... I know Tali will never see her homeworld again, because she'll be stuck on some deserted planet with the rest of the crew minus Shepard. I know that I'll never see my LI again, and I can't just sit there and tell her everything will be alright. I'm hoping that this doesn't make me sound like some pimply virgin living in their parents basement... But I've never identified with a fictional character as much as I have with Commander Shepard. The appeal that I can truly express myself in a game however I want. I can be female, male, gay, straight, badass, hardened, stupid, intelligent, charismatic, a good friend, an enemy, or anything else I choose to be. I can honestly say that I've never played a game so thorough in my life... I'd like to thank Bioware for that, but I'd also like to let them know that they broke my heart when they didn't let me argue in the final scene. I know that my Shepard would never pick any of the three options, even if she were dying of blood loss. As a true Paragon would say:There is always a better option. I guess what I'm trying to say is: Please Bioware, change the ending, or at least give us more options. I don't care if it's cliche, I want to have a happy ending available to me. Ever since I beat the game two nights ago, all I've been listening to is sappy music by the Fray.   ~Laurel (Paragon/Femshep/Foreveralone) 

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