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also have u considered „„„, trans girl asahi dating trans boy noya „„„, do u even like asanoYA thats the. real question
trans girl asahi pl s „„„ the team gives her hair accessories like. all the time t bH and when ppl insult her its like full-on “u wanna die punk” from them and nishinoya climbs on top of her for full Intimidation face viewing
can u imagine tanaka’s fa ces th o„, nob ody wo u ld Ever mess with her Again o h man„
om g yea H hes just full ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ at them tBH „„, tanaka is such a good senpai luv that tanaka need that tanaka
i live for haikyuu!! hcs tBH like not even just gender + aro/ace ones im 100% behind kageyama being unable to ride bikes
pfft thats totally somethin that would happen tho„ hinata would be like LETS FU CKN RACE MAN„ and kageyama would be like OH MAN FUCKN HELL YEAH LETS RACE„ HOLD ON IS THAT A BIKE???? NAH„ NO THANKS NO WAY MAN„ and then run away
tbH kageyama and hinata race with everything „„„, they probably like. call each other and go all “i bET I CAN EAT DINNER FASTER THAN YOU” and they both get sick and daichi yells at them „„„„, I want to give tanaka hcs but u haven’t met his hot sister yet so it won’t make the same effect rIP JAS
ok„ id k if u even like kag e hina b ut caN u ima gine„ kag ey ama is try in 2 confess his feelings and hes like I BET I CAN HOLD UR HAND THE FASTEST AND HINATAS LIKE what AND THEN KAGEYAMA IS JUST STANDING THERE„ HOLDING HIS HAND AND THEN HE JUST KIND OF LEAVES BC HE DOESNT WANNA SHOW HINATA HOW BLUSHY HE IS and hinata has this big goofy smile on his face and he tells nishinoya abt it later and hes like, “and then kageyama was like BOOM!!!!!” AND NISHINOYA IS LIKE„, holy s hit man i fu ckn knew it RYU GET OVER HERE U OWE ME 20 BUCKS
rip me i havent met his hot sister yet
[rips off shirt] K AGE HIN A„„„„„, pls they get into the silliest pda arguments like hinata is like “if u mess up ill KISS U ON THE MOUTH” and kageyama responds with “do that and I’ll„„„ h old your hand in frONT OF PEOPLE” and they’re just. gross and silly teens in love (im so mad that haikyuu!! is going to end this season before the rest of the girls are introduced bc u won’t. meet my wife saeko and the unstoppable bisexual yachi RIP)
F KUC K G OD DAMMIT THEY WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT„„ CAN U IMAGINE PPL LIKE„ STARING AT THEM HOLDING HANDS N BEING HOMOPHOBIC AND NISHINOYA N TANAKA ARE LIKE„ CIRCLING AROUND KAGEYAMA N HINATA WEARING SHIRTS THAT SAY KAGEHINA DEFENSE SQUAD N MAKE FACES AT THEM EXCEPT THIS TIME DAICHI ISNT LIKE stop doing that ur embarrassing„ he just lets it continue„ man„„ luv that kagehina
OM G YE AH and kageyama is just like “pls let me hold hands in peaCE” TBH tanaka is aro but he’s also. su per involved with team romances and stuff bc the way he sees it kageyama - hinata = grumpy friends and daichi yelling so he’s like. #1 kagehina defense squad meMBER
ye S„ i lov aro tanaka„ can u imagine if asahi like„ goes up to the homophobes n stares them down and waits until they leave and then he walks away and is like„ “that was terrifying are u guys ok„” and hinata n kageyama are like yeah man we’re ok„ are u ok???? ur shakin a Lot, man sit down for a second omg„
TRU asahi has No Idea of his true power „„„„, o k iDK if u even. ship asanoya but im. P SURE that the first time they hold hands asah i just starts shaking and everyone thinks he’s glaring at the, but inside he’s just. internally melting and noya thinks they’re all glaring at his cool bf and he glares back and they generally just get known as that duo who glares a lot rip
Y ES„ ASANOY A„„ he would tot ally start shakin g„ and noya is like„ hey„ are u ok and asahi is just like„ om g„, and just kisses his for e head„ and noya is like HOL Y SHIT„, HOL YS HIT O HHHH MY G OD„, and everyone around is like omg„„ and asahi starts shaking more and they leave and get ice cream or somethin bc theyre dweebs
TR U E im p sure that like. daisuga is the only ship that can be around each other without fa ll ing a pART like kagehina is aggressively holding hands and asanoya is shaking and glaring into thin air whil e they play footsie bc thEY CANT BE LI E V E and they’re just. this team is So Gay even kiyoko gets someone it’s very gay
the Gayest Volleyball Club„ can u imagine daichi coming up behind hinata n kageyama and bein like„ Hey„ u need 2 tone the Gay down just a little bit„ and they both just go OK BUT LIKE *points at asanoya*„ LOOK AT THOSE ASSHOLES THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST GAZING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES IN THE CORNER GO FUCKN TELL THEM TO TONE DOWN THE GAY
fuCKING ASANOYA JUST. POINTS AT TSUKKIYAMA and they’re all like “do u hear the love in yamaguchi’s voice we are not the gay ones here nuh uh” and daichi just. sighs and suga sucker punches his shoulder to get him Back In Gear
truuuu o H no i just made up a sad headcanon„ so imagine kageyama n hinata do the Cliche thing where they like„ grow old together„ but they never lose that sense of competition n love of basketball n kageyama is gettin old n hes dying n his last words are spoken to hinata n he repeats what hinata said the first time they met n he says, “you will have to defeat me. and you will be the last one standing” and hinata cries„ and kageyama smiles„ and tells him he loves him
I AM SO SORRY THAT WAS RLY SAD IM SO SORRY