TECHNICAL PARADISE

Tony Stark, eighteen, resident robotics and electronics genius, living fast with absolutely no plans of dying young (or ever). Only child and heir of Howard and Maria Stark, unless my father disowns me before he dies, which is unlikely because I was basically conceived to inherit Stark Industries, and good old Howard wouldn't have put up with me for this long if his plans had changed. And now you get a quote from one of the, uh, three or so non-academic books I read in my life, because it had only like 90 pages with a lot of sex, gambling and torture scenes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Above all, he liked it that everything was one's own fault. There was only oneself to praise or blame. Luck was a servant and not a master. Luck had to be accepted with a shrug or taken advantage of up to the hilt. But it had to be understood and recognized for what it was and not confused with a faulty appreciation of the odds, for, at gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck." -- IAN FLEMING, CASINO ROYALE [TEENAGE AVENGERS RP BLOG]

[oneyedfury-deactivated20121023]

Does anyone have a paper shredder?

There’s too many old case files on my desk.

Someone get me a shredder.

[tstark-attack-blog]

… How can you not have a paper shredder? Shredding useless paperwork is all I do whenever I have to pull some hours at Stark Industries.

[oneyedfury-deactivated20121023]

We do have one. I just don’t know its location.

[tstark-attack-blog]

How can you not know where the paper shredder is located? Honestly, Furry. You're worse than me.

[oneyedfury-deactivated20121023]

Does anyone have a paper shredder?

There’s too many old case files on my desk.

Someone get me a shredder.

[tstark-attack-blog]

... How can you not have a paper shredder? Shredding useless paperwork is all I do whenever I have to pull some hours at Stark Industries.

[teenavengergossipconfession-blog]

[tstark-attack-blog]

Amora is an attention-seeking, flirt who needs to get over herself given she isn't even a real goddess with followers. She might as well build a shrine to herself since she is the only one who really gives a shit about her. And her hair isn't even that nice. ~Teen Avengers RP

Obviously we're talking about an anon who got jealous when I overlooked them to drool over Amora instead.

[teenavengergossipconfession-blog]

[tstark-attack-blog]

I think Tony should keep a list of the girls he hasn't slept with instead of those he has. It would be smaller. ~Teen Avengers RP

But I like lists with big numbers (when it comes to that)! Makes me feel powerful.

[tstark-attack-blog]

@ Amora

[amora-enchants-deactivated20130]

Well I certainly wont stop trying. Then again I think your definition of intimidate differs from mine. So we will see. *wink*

[tstark-attack-blog]

Your definition of intimidate is different from mine? How so? I'd love to find that out.

[tstark-attack-blog]

@ Patsy

happy-go-lucky-hellcat replied to your post: Promise not to become a cute, love-bunny now that you are with Pepper? We don’t mind you being faithful to Pepper, but don’t lose that Stark snark.

You tell ‘em, Bossman! Also, I like your taste in animals.

Bunnies are so overrated.

[happygolucky-hellcat-deactivate]

They’re soft, but not as much fun as cats. Also, I don’t trust them. They have those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And really who needs that many carrots? Why do they need such good eyesight anyways…? *suspicious eyes*

[tstark-attack-blog]

They stink too. And I mean, at least cats don't pretend not to be selfish, sometimes treacherous little things. Bunnies are like pretentious suckers, hiding their true character behind their cuteness. 

[setphaserstopryde-deactivated20]

You rock that updo, Yvonne.

[tstark-attack-blog]

It takes so much swag to pull that look off, guys.

[tstark-attack-blog]

@ Pepper

pepsi-potts replied to your post: Promise not to become a cute, love-bunny now that you are with Pepper? We don’t mind you being faithful to Pepper, but don’t lose that Stark snark.

I like cute, love-bunny Tony though. He sings me songs and buys me flowers. *pouts*

Psssh, don't worry. You get all the love-puppiness. 

[tstark-attack-blog]

@ Amora

[amora-enchants-deactivated20130]

Highly tempting. Well if you wish to start this game I will be more than happy to comply. Though you might regret it. *laughs*

[tstark-attack-blog]

Amora. You don't intimidate me, and you never will. I'm really sorry.

And yes, this is a challenge.

[tstark-attack-blog]

@ Patsy

happy-go-lucky-hellcat replied to your post: Promise not to become a cute, love-bunny now that you are with Pepper? We don’t mind you being faithful to Pepper, but don’t lose that Stark snark.

You tell ‘em, Bossman! Also, I like your taste in animals.

Bunnies are so overrated.

[tstark-attack-blog]

Why do you hate Bunnies?

They stink.

[tstark-attack-blog]

Promise not to become a cute, love-bunny now that you are with Pepper? We don't mind you being faithful to Pepper, but don't lose that Stark snark.

One) we're on our honeymoon stage. Give me a freaking break.

Two) I assure you I'm not going to treat you the same way I treat Pepper.

Three) I think bunnies are disgusting creatures.

Four) I'd consider myself more of a love-kitty, or a love-puppy if you must, though I still prefer cats.

Five) I don't see how my snark and my relationship relate. I am perfectly capable of being witty and not sleeping with you. Get over it.

[tstark-attack-blog]

@ Amora

amora-enchants replied to your post: Who in this school intimidates you the most?

Oh, I should fix that.

[laughs] I'd love to see you try.

[tstark-attack-blog]

How faithful do you really think you can be. I mean you ARE Tony Stark.

Here's the catch about being Tony Stark, sweet thing: I don't back down. I won't back down from Pepper. 

But, hey, what do you know? To you, being Tony Stark is obviously all about sex. Have fun in your shallow little world, well, as much fun as you can have knowing that I'm off limits for you.

[tstark-attack-blog]

How long do you think you and pepper will last this time.

For as long as she'll have me.

[tstark-attack-blog]

Who in this school intimidates you the most?

Oh, please, no one does. You'd think I'd be scared of Logan, but nope.

[tstark-attack-blog]