TSUCHIYA

[MP100 RP BLOG] She/Her | 28 | Esper

[tsu-qigong]

TSU-QIGONG 💥

Yo. Mukai showed me this… “tmoblr” thing and practically forced me to make an account. And who am I to say no to little Mukai? Unfortunately her account is private. Maybe one day she’ll make it public.

Uhhh, if you have questions, feel free to drop them off! I’ll answer them on my own time. Ask with all you’ve got!

My rules are simple.

If you’re a weirdo, this isn’t the place for you. You know who you are. If you’re being weird as a joke, I welcome you. As long as you have some semblances of common sense.

Be civilized. Treat me with respect, and I’ll do you no harm. Reminds me of a certain bowl-cut boy from some time ago…

For tags, I’ve got these—

#Spar with me! — Answered asks

#Fifth Punch — Reblogs

#Hardening Qi Gong — Rambling

There might be more tags in the near future, but I’ll update it when needed. Thanks for dropping by 💥

Ooc:

HI GUYS ITS @mysouliswiththelanterns AGAIN 😭 i love tsuchiya sm and i’m so ill over her andeisnbsbsbsbshajaisjsnsnb !!!!! sorry if it’s not TOO canon (barely have anything to base off of 😔) interaction is encouraged and i love you ALL GRGRGRHEHSH

[thesecondndbestesper]

ryo are u ok

I will be once all these rage baiters perish from this earth.

COUGH COUGH HATORI AND TSU

[droningpigeon]

Well, the "bait" seems to be working.

[tsu-qigong]

I’m not even… Did you hit your head or something?

[droningpigeon]

Happy pride month. I'd say throw bricks at transphobes, but technically that is illegal and i'm currently on probation thanks to the whole claw business. so do something else that isn't illegal.

Now if you do anything illegal, it's not on me.

[tsu-qigong]

Happy Pride Month! Take pride in being yourself, since you’re the only you there ever will be. That’s a pretty big honour.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Damn, can’t a man have a hobby?😒

I swear, anytime I say something on this app someone is up my ass claiming I’m loosing it!

And yes, this is targeted!😤

[tsu-qigong]

You have strange hobbies. You are losing it.

[thesecondndbestesper]

DIE

[droningpigeon]

I think you actually lost it a while ago. Otherwise, I agree with Tsuchiya.

[thesecondndbestesper]

YOU TOO??? IM NOT LOSING IT NOR HAVE I LOST IT! GO EAT SOME BIRD FOOD OR SOMETHING

[tsu-qigong]

Why are you yelling??? You’ve lost it, I’m telling you.

[thesecondndbestesper]

This has got to be rage bait. I refuse to fall for this☺️

[droningpigeon]

Stage 2; Bargaining.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Yeah. You’re blocked now.

[tsu-qigong]

It wasn’t rage bait. Are you okay? You’re being very… aggressive.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Damn, can’t a man have a hobby?😒

I swear, anytime I say something on this app someone is up my ass claiming I’m loosing it!

And yes, this is targeted!😤

[tsu-qigong]

You have strange hobbies. You are losing it.

[thesecondndbestesper]

DIE

[droningpigeon]

I think you actually lost it a while ago. Otherwise, I agree with Tsuchiya.

[thesecondndbestesper]

YOU TOO??? IM NOT LOSING IT NOR HAVE I LOST IT! GO EAT SOME BIRD FOOD OR SOMETHING

[tsu-qigong]

Why are you yelling??? You’ve lost it, I’m telling you.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Damn, can’t a man have a hobby?😒

I swear, anytime I say something on this app someone is up my ass claiming I’m loosing it!

And yes, this is targeted!😤

[tsu-qigong]

You have strange hobbies. You are losing it.

[musicalmoritz]

Sounds like a solid offer

[tsu-qigong]

Ryo… What is this? You spend your free time doing this?

[droningpigeon]

//ooc

its so difficult to come up with like. anything for hatori because hes got maybe 2 and a half scenes of screentime in the anime

at this point im just making up a guy right. like theres so little canon for him i can just do whatever i want

but also pleaseeeepleaseplease tell me if you think im getting the portrayal wrong 😓 i dont wanna fuck up the stuff that IS canon

[tsu-qigong]

// GUH this is so real, tsuchiya gets so little screen time so i really hope i’m doing this right 🙏🏻 i also get to make their lore up which is fun but i get scared if it was mentioned somewhere and i missed it 😔

but anyways i think you play hatori really well !!! i love his pigeon loving ass and you do him so much justice <3 i lowkey forget about his personality (😓) but honestly these are the types of vibes he gives off so you are doing God’s work here 💥

[thesecondndbestesper]

// you guys are both awesome at your roles! It feels canon and you guys have such little to work off of! I feel like I have something to work off of but people have built so many head canons from that screen time and I want to please the people😭🙏

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!! YAY FORMER CLAW CLUB THAT GETS FORGOTTEN!!!😎

[tsu-qigong]

// awww wait this whole interaction is so sweet 😭 tysm and i love how you play our silly stupid ryo (affectionately because i wanna give him the biggest noogie E V E R)

i’m people. i’m pleased. you don’t have to worry too much about how other headcanon ryo since most people will just roll with whatever you’ve got going on ! honestly i think he’s perfect so you’ve got no reason to stress <3

anyways YAY FORMER CLAW CLUB !!!

[droningpigeon]

//ooc

its so difficult to come up with like. anything for hatori because hes got maybe 2 and a half scenes of screentime in the anime

at this point im just making up a guy right. like theres so little canon for him i can just do whatever i want

but also pleaseeeepleaseplease tell me if you think im getting the portrayal wrong 😓 i dont wanna fuck up the stuff that IS canon

[tsu-qigong]

// GUH this is so real, tsuchiya gets so little screen time so i really hope i’m doing this right 🙏🏻 i also get to make their lore up which is fun but i get scared if it was mentioned somewhere and i missed it 😔

but anyways i think you play hatori really well !!! i love his pigeon loving ass and you do him so much justice <3 i lowkey forget about his personality (😓) but honestly these are the types of vibes he gives off so you are doing God’s work here 💥

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[josofthegov]

My god I think your page burned my retinae I'm suing.

[droningpigeon]

I think I need a new prescription after looking at that.

[thesecondndbestesper]

I’m so glad I can’t see this.

[tsu-qigong]

I want to disinfect my eyes.

[claw-org]

Evil gang😈

- @josofthegov

Joseph,

Hilarious. The constant reuse of this unfunny joke really is hilarious.

I'm not regarding this.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Evil gang😈

[tsu-qigong]

Evil gang 😈

[thesecondndbestesper]

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[tsu-qigong]

Oookay, no emojis? Did someone curse you to be salty? I’m joking. Don’t be mad at me. I’ll miss my trusty punching bag.

[thesecondndbestesper]

I might retract my statement if you call me salty again.😒

[tsu-qigong]

Okay, okay. You’re not salty. Just a sassy grown man who I want to give a hug. Happy, Ryo?

[thesecondndbestesper]

Fine. I’m happy but I think I deserve to get my pay back!

[tsu-qigong]

Mm… What are you gonna do? Not in a condescending way.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Teleport you to Point Nemo!

[tsu-qigong]

I’ll punch you to Point Nemo next time. Love you, Ryo.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[tsu-qigong]

Oookay, no emojis? Did someone curse you to be salty? I’m joking. Don’t be mad at me. I’ll miss my trusty punching bag.

[thesecondndbestesper]

I might retract my statement if you call me salty again.😒

[tsu-qigong]

Okay, okay. You’re not salty. Just a sassy grown man who I want to give a hug. Happy, Ryo?

[thesecondndbestesper]

Fine. I’m happy but I think I deserve to get my pay back!

[tsu-qigong]

Mm… What are you gonna do? Not in a condescending way.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[tsu-qigong]

Oookay, no emojis? Did someone curse you to be salty? I’m joking. Don’t be mad at me. I’ll miss my trusty punching bag.

[thesecondndbestesper]

I might retract my statement if you call me salty again.😒

[tsu-qigong]

Okay, okay. You’re not salty. Just a sassy grown man who I want to give a hug. Happy, Ryo?

[thesecondndbestesper]

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[tsu-qigong]

Oookay, no emojis? Did someone curse you to be salty? I’m joking. Don’t be mad at me. I’ll miss my trusty punching bag.

[tsu-qigong]

*curses you so you have to be mean for the next 24 hours*

Hey, WAIT-

Jeez. The audacity of some people. Daring to spar with me only to give me something like this, and on anon? Give yourself some dignity and show your face.

[thesecondndbestesper]

So she’s not any different than how she originally is? What a useless curse.😒

[tsu-qigong]

And you, reblogging just to piss me off. You act as if you don’t teleport to me sometimes to ask me for good insults. Really, Ryo? I’m tempted to mark your text-to-speech readers life hell, but I won’t. I’ll stick to bullying you. Watch your mouth or you’ll know what flying feels like.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Damn Tsu-Tsu.☹️

[tsu-qigong]

Aww, you feel bad now? Refrain from teleporting into my room and crying into my shoulder tonight, please and thank you.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Talk about a punch to the gut. I see how it is Tsuchiya.🤧

[tsu-qigong]

I’ve still got a few hours on this things, Ryo. Once a tear drops from your unused eyes, I’ll use the remainder of the time on you.