Formidable Fluff Starters Pt. 2: Needy Edition
“Nooooo, no going anywhere, you stay.”
“Hi, you’re not gonna let me work on this are ya?”
“Mmmph… no going, comfy.”
“Nope. Don’t let go of my hand.”
“Change of plans. It’s me, I’m the change of plans.”
“You’ve been working too much, experts say. Experts also say I’m the solution.”
“Don’t you make a face- noooo, not with the sounds, no.”
“Your lap is mine now. It’s my lap, can’t do anything about it.”
“This spot was not meant for multiple people.”
“I don’t want you to get up, I’ll be cold.”
“Let’s just make the day about us.”
“I see you seem intent on clearing my schedule.”
“Alright, you have my attention, you can stop nuzzling me now.”
“I sentence you to a day’s worth of soft attention giving, to be received by yours truly.”
“Do not underestimate my dramatic ability to get your attention.”
“Alright, you utter fool of a dork, you win. What do you want?”
“I miss doing things with you so can we? Just today?”
“Work? What is work? I don’t see work anywhere needing to be done.”
“Don’t make me use the stare. I’ll use it.”
“Come back to bed, it’s lonely with you gone.”
“I see you’ve found your comfy place. I’m not allowed moving, am I?”
“Cat rules: it is now illegal to get up while something is in your lap.”
“I’m picking you up and taking you with me.”
“Arms around me… I missed that feeling.”
“Six seconds, I’ll be back okay? I promise. Then you can go back to using me as a body pillow.”