It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good
Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus
Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus
I think I'm causing problems by generating too much mucus.
[Image ID: 1. A post and a reblog screenshotted from somebody's dash right here on tumblr. From @genderfluid-druid "hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus" with the self re-blog adding " "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them."
2. A picture of a skinny and pale skinned human male, naked except for a towel around his waist, slumped on the edge of a chair with his head resting on a table, encased in green glop, with it pooling around the base of the chair and the table and all over the floor, with a speech bubble drawn to attribute the above quote to him.
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