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otome games & manga ♡ romance / smut ♡ vampires if you know me irl no you don’t... shit post blog // 27

[tsundereplease]

I keep thinking about Cardans letters and it’s absolutely curb stomping me, fucking me up, disemboweling me, dragging me by the hair and has me in a choke hold.

[ershebet]

BARK BARK BARK

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[when-you-fail]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

[nez-remade]

[depsidase]

[passion-of-l0vers]

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[redeadepression]

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

[devi1sange1]

The end of the wicked king is SO funny because Cardan is basically like:

“Hey babe, this mutually toxic thing that we have going on is, surprisingly, toxic. So how about we fix that by, and hear me out, getting married? Answer quickly.”

Absolutely insane behavior.

[darlingod]

WAIT AW

[icaruspendragon]

love loses once july begins

[iryoya]

[viivdle]

cardan: i exile jude duarte

the fandom:

jude:

cardan:

[starrynightsxo]

"What I want is him back, him standing beside me, him laughing at all this. I would settle for even his worst self, his cruellest trickster self, if only he could be here."

- Jude Duarte, The Queen of Nothing

[lakemojave]

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

[lakemojave]