White And Boring

[miiriya]

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[gimmethebeachboys]

[helloitsbees]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

when you know he only likes clowns so you spend all day getting your makeup on and he’s grinding his 8.5x7″ shit against your lime green overalls and youre about to drop that circus pussy down on him when he asks if he can be the top in the stephen king roleplay this time

[unfaggy]

am I hallucinating

[tonyzaret]

[xeppeli]

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

[homoz]

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[theshitneyspears]

[fatimamononoke]

just wanna lay in silence with somebody who cares about my emotional wellbeing

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[clearitnow]

Oh man….. Wow just wow

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Wow

[bajn]

the best thing about sleeping is that ur not awake

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this

[tsulani]

[thearcanatweets]

[vjeranski]

[awwww-cute]

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts