claimed that his gold chain was three dollars
started dancing pick me in the middle of a dance challenge
got scouted by a professional basketball team
drank a garlic shot as if it was nothing
threw a camera into a pool to test if it’s water-proof
threw away seokjin’s photocard after opening a photobook
pretended to cough so they wouldn’t have to play the paper kiss game
dressed up like a zombie so that he could blend in during a game
said he looked like he was attending a masquerade ball while putting on a silver mask
spent time thinking about who he was when the wifi didn’t work
said that he looked like a peeled egg
went to best buy while the others went sight-seeing in los angelos
sent both taehyung and jungkook a long message and said that he loved them at the end
thought that he had won the lottery after a pig had told him the numbers in a dream
played an imaginary guitar with his leg
started fanning and blowing at jin’s eyes while he was in the midst of a staring contest
told taehyung “you look sexy” when he was opening and closing his legs during a game
had a gummy smile plastered to his face when he met kumamon
took a bathroom selfie and posted it on twitter
sent a long message to taehyung and jungkook telling them that he loved them
slept for twenty hours straight
shoved a hairdryer in front of hoseok’s face so that his hair would fly upwards
said jimin’s butt was angry while he was twerking
looked like a watermelon after dyeing his hair green and wearing a red jacket
held an army bomb that was bigger than him and waved it around with the biggest smile on his face
tried to sell his gold chain for three dollars when he was asked to demonstrate how to pick up a girl
almost boxed a fake zombie during a run episode
said money when asked about his most prized possession
pretended that he didn’t know where jungkook’s underwear went because he couldn’t return it to him since there was a hole in the front
said “jungkook is going to die soon” after jungkook claimed that he would rather die than live without passion
kept interrupting the members by singing mama
said “now i’m hungry” as his secret on a radio show interview
kissed taehyung’s head twice during a fancafe video
said “i want to eat some duck” immediately after watching ducks swimming around on a lake
licked a bath bomb because he wondered if it would taste like a vitamin fizzy drink
tripped over his own suitcase because he was yawning
started translating for jin randomly during an interview
gave beef to many children protection centres in daegu on his birthday, as part of a four year promise to fans
was checking something while the others walked away from the stage so he ended up dashing at the end himself
dashed indoors after posing on the red carpet to get away from the cold weather
translated club from english to ballroom in korean during a game
said “do you know bts” was his go-to pickup line
got pushed into a bathtub fully clothed while they were filming for the run mv
said “i hate water” while jumping into the ocean
danced with a wine bottle and sat on a chair drinking wine while the rest of the members were playing in a pool
claimed that jungkook and jimin’s abs were like a washing board
switched to sit on hoseok’s right leg when hoseok said his left leg was cramping
other members: jungkook jimin taehyung namjoon hoseok seokjin
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