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Farting Neighbor

Your neighbour made it perfectly clear he didn't want you living next door. He made it his mission to to try and drive you out. Blasting music and the television. Smoking by your open window. Having loud sex at all hours.

But his new tactic was the most childish yet. After having installed a doorbell camera to add some security he'd taken it as an invitation to disrupt you more. The first time the app had pinged an alert you'd been at work. Unsure what he was doing you'd unmuted the vid to have a fart blast out your speaker causing huge embarrassment as every one looked at you.

This had become a daily routine for him. Sometimes twice a day. You couldn't help but look with each alert. Just incase he escalated. Weeks went by where you watched him fart.

Long farts.

Short farts.

Raspberry farts.

Rumbling farts.

Wet farts.

Dry farts.

Each video he farted to the camera and cockily would swagger away. You saw them all. You heard them all. You couldn't help it. You started to look forward to the next one. Saved them up and watched while touching yourself.

Watching...

listening...

but only imagining the smell.

Maybe tomorrow take the day off work and wait by the door. Before he even gets chance to push the button open the door and beg him to let rip on your face. You'll do anything. Move away if he wants. But just finally let you experience what you've craved for so long.