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my name is Martin. 21. Tuba. KKPsi. western suburbs of Chicago. Disney College Program. OlllllllO. Really nice ass. tubaboy.tumblr.com/tagged/me

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Please send good vibes

Love,

Some guy who hasn’t posted in years.

[tubaboy]

Just found out I’m not the preferred child to give my dad a kidney so I guess I’m doing something right.

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I am 10 years free of self harm.

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A girl bought me a drink today.

[tubaboy]

I need to get laid

[whatt-to-do]

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

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if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

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effort is the most attractive thing someone could give you

[tubaboy]

God I hate living with a “friend.”

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That are the kids using for movie streaming these days? I miss primewire.

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I wish I could tell just-cut-from-drum- corps-martin that he would be making money in the Chicago brass band scene just a few years later.

[tubaboy]

My mantra used to be “in order to be old and wise, you must be young and stupid”

But now it’s “live a life worthy of a jazz funeral”

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[tubaboy]

This is hard

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[precision-instrument]

Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible