My Random Blog

My random thoughts on what's going on here. May get not safe for work when angered or feeling pervy, however.

[pokemonpostsdaily]

Reblog if your favorite pokemon is

[tucanathetoucan]

Toucannon is my most favorite gen 7 Pokémon. :)

[tucanathetoucan]

Twilight Princess | Which Link are you? (Not all Zelda games!)

Out of all of the Links, I’m most like the Twilight Princess Link.

[kikai-sentai-zenkaiger]

Reblog if you agree that Optimus Prime is absolutely not racist

[tachikoma]

[cosmic-robot-menace]

I hate this I’m 4'11" and I’m not ont the list I literally do not exist

[tucanathetoucan]

I’m short as fuck and I’m proud! 5′ 1′’

[tucanathetoucan]

20 years and 7 generations of Pokemon and now we have a kick-ass toucan Pokemon.

Hell, it’s about time :)

[previouslybrotherdear]

Reblog if you want your followers to know they're still safe following you

That they’re still able to be themselves without feeling afraid or disrespected

[kilellekiano]

Thanos, Ichigo Kurosaki, Naruto Uzumaki and Galactus

#Repost @the.empress.akilah with @repostapp ・・・

[tucanathetoucan]

Link from The Legend Of Zelda as Conquest. Conquest is sometimes depicted as heroic. I think Link is Nintendo’s most heroic character.

Link: SEIYA!!!! (Conquest does tend to put on a pretty face, doesn’t it?)

Optimus Prime from Transformers as War. Being the leader of the legendary Autobots, Optimus Prime has seen his fair share of war against the devious Decepticons.

Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall! Such is the truth in war...

Kakashi Hatake from Naruto as Famine. A field scarecrow is supposed to protect the crops from crows that might eat the corn. Having Kakashi Hatake represent famine would be the ultimate irony.

Kakashi Hatake: Sorry I’m late, I’m afraid that I got lost on the path of life. 10,000 yen for a 10 kilogram bag of rice and 30,000 yen of a bag of barley of the same weight...

Thanos from Marvel Comics as Death. Thanos desires nothing more than seeing death occur and impressing a cosmic maiden who is an incarnation of it. To become what Thanos desires most might be a dream come true to him.

Thanos: I will bathe the star-ways in your blood! All who stand before me shall be slain to impress my one true love!!!!!!!

[thereasonsimbroke]

Haven’t been this excited for a Super Smash Bros. addition in a while 👍

[tucanathetoucan]

With Shrek being the alternative, I’m just happy that she got in instead of that stinky ogre.

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[goldstarzzz]

#the freedom bird has rejected him

[spaceforceranger-deactivated201]

I think we should decide our president this way. If the Freedom Bird accepts you, you’re the president.

[smercurial]

Wasn’t that the plot of a Gravity Falls episode?

[kenyatta]

[ohmygodwaytoolong]

I now trust bald eagles to govern America

[tucanathetoucan]

That asshole, Donald Trump, got what he deserved! 

[thestanconfessions]

[tucanathetoucan]

*cough* The Princess And The Frog Funko Pop figures! *cough*

[tucanathetoucan]

My Christmas Wishlist

1. Splatoon and Greninja Amiibos

2. Mulan and Mushu Funkopop figures

3. Yoshi’s Woolly World for Wii U

4. Homer Simpson D’oh mug 

5. Longer charging cord for iPad Mini 3

6. Minions Movie DVD or Blu-Ray

[been-jah-meen]

Infinity Gauntlet #5

[tucanathetoucan]

Years of playing Pokémon have taught me otherwise, Sweet Cheeks. ;)

[itsparklesjustfine]

Sparkly Dracula Funko Pop! Happy Halloween!

[tucanathetoucan]

The only times vampires should sparkle is if somebody dumped glitter on them, wearing a sparkling outfit, or if they are covered in gems.  

[endlessmikeforever]

[tucanathetoucan]

*Sneaks in a music box playing this song* 

[verticalfilm]

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

[tucanathetoucan]

I admit that Thanos has beautiful eyes!

[npr]

Struck By A Macaw? Now There's A Medical Diagnosis Code For That

Updating antiquated diagnosis codes is supposed to make medical billing more accurate, but doctors and insurers say right now it seems like a very expensive headache. Is there a code for that?

[tucanathetoucan]

[justalittletumblweed-deactivate]

[tucanathetoucan]

Homer gets ambushed by spiders!