big dumbass @tuckeristransthankyou - Tumblr Blog

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

that-house

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

that-house

We never have to go back

koiagain

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

senatortedcruz

Wonderful photo

theconcealedweapon

Also, "stay home if you don't want to be murdered by the government" is not something said by people who value freedom.

toskarin

oh my god it hurts

toskarin

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

depsidase

broken-horn-of-equius

therantingsocialscientist

Some more context:

On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.

neovagina-penisis-evangelion

Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

cpunkhobie

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

arbis-official

three types of people

edgar-allan-possum

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

belethlegwen

@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish

dogpuppy

egberts

youtube creators used to make videos and upload them just because they wanted to whenever they wanted to but now if a bunch of good creators upload at once it's almost definitely just because it's deadline day for their sponsorship and all of them do the same ad read too. get that bag but man it is a little bit depressing to see

derinthescarletpescatarian

I regularly hear youtube creators mention offhand something like "I don't have anything to say, but the algorithm penalises intros that aren't long enough... anyway..." at the start of their videos. Video length, style and pacing can't be based on their best creative judgement or they'll drown on the platform. It's gotta fit whatever the current algorithm formula is and be designed to minimise the chances of random demonetisation. I wish they could be free. I wish to hear their own minds and hearts once more. Alas.