Better Your World

        My name is Tucker.  (Instagram: @Tuckerstjohn) I'm one of the many twenty-somethings trying to find my way in the world. This is a compilation of things that I like, find funny, write on occasion, or have a general interest in. It's nothing special. Its not themed. But maybe you'll get a kick.      

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[owlinadayswork]

i love this too much

[readyfreddiebear]

My sister airdropped this to me

[fauxastrology]

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

[sjweminem]

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

[sjweminem]

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[otherwindow]

A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

[otherwindow]

Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot.

[donttouchthevoid]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebelchers]

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[thatsbelievable]

[lo0la-deactivated20220126]

@draculahimself 😂 you

[narciesuss]

Ever.

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[nudibranchparty]

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

[funnytwittertweets]

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[theconcealedweapon]