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Pronouns: They/He
Okay, yes I'm a mold hive mind that takes over other people's bodies, but that doesn't make me a parasite. Technically, I'm a commensal, because I don't harm my hosts.
Unless, you know, you consider removing all their agency and reducing them to helpless puppets that act only at my will to be harming them.
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
im back with more stratt doodles
*looking in a mirror* hey, you come here often?
*looking in a mirror* damn, you ugly as shit, homie
*Looking in mirror* Wait who are you
*looking in mirror* why have you forsaken me?
*looking in mirror* dontpopthepimpledontpopthepimpledontpopthepimple--
*looking in the mirror*
...
who...
am i?
*looking in the mirror*
my neck is never gonna be normal :(
*looking in the mirror*
This is why nobody loves you.
*looking in the mirror*
are my eyes actually blue or are they more light grey?
*looking in the mirror*
that is NOT what i look like. that is NOT what i look like. that is NOT what i look like. that is NOT what i look like. that is NOT what i look like. that is NOT what i look like............ do i really look like that, or have i just been looking at myself too long?
Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.
I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.
"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.
"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.
"Sometimes I text while I'm driving ๐คญ" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence
Plot Twist Ideas!!
โ.๐ ฬ The mentor who trained the hero turns out to have trained the villain first, and taught them the exact same lessons.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's entire memory of a key event turns out to be false, planted or altered by someone they trust.
โ.๐ ฬ The "chosen one" prophecy turns out to have been fabricated by someone with something to gain from it being believed.
โ.๐ ฬ Two characters who've never met turn out to be working toward the same goal from opposite sides of the conflict.
โ.๐ ฬ The narrator has been dead, dying, or not present for events the entire time, and the story reframes around that fact.
โ.๐ ฬ A minor character mentioned once in passing turns out to be central to the ending.
โ.๐ ฬ The hero's victory turns out to have been orchestrated by the villain, who needed it to happen for their own plan.
โ.๐ ฬ A character believed to be protecting the group has actually been the one leaking information the whole time.
โ.๐ ฬ The "safe" location turns out to be the most dangerous place in the story, and everyone walked into it willingly.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's greatest strength turns out to be the exact thing that dooms them later.
โ.๐ ฬ The war, conflict, or crisis turns out to have been avoidable, and someone chose not to prevent it.
โ.๐ ฬ A character thought to be an orphan or outsider turns out to be directly related to someone central to the plot.
โ.๐ ฬ The information the protagonist has been risking everything to protect turns out to be false or outdated.
โ.๐ ฬ An ally sacrifices the protagonist's trust intentionally, knowing it will cost the friendship, because it's the only way to save them.
โ.๐ ฬ The rules of the world (magic system, technology, law) have an exception that's been hidden from the reader the whole time, and it changes everything retroactively.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's "happy ending" in an earlier flashback or preview turns out to be a lie the story was setting up to break.
โ.๐ ฬ A repeated object, phrase, or setting turns out to be a loop the character has lived through before, unknowingly.
โ.๐ ฬ The villain's plan succeeds completely, and the "twist" is watching what the world looks like after, forcing a new goal entirely.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's death earlier in the story turns out to have been faked, but they've become someone unrecognizable in hiding.
Plot Twist Ideas!!
โ.๐ ฬ The mentor who trained the hero turns out to have trained the villain first, and taught them the exact same lessons.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's entire memory of a key event turns out to be false, planted or altered by someone they trust.
โ.๐ ฬ The "chosen one" prophecy turns out to have been fabricated by someone with something to gain from it being believed.
โ.๐ ฬ Two characters who've never met turn out to be working toward the same goal from opposite sides of the conflict.
โ.๐ ฬ The narrator has been dead, dying, or not present for events the entire time, and the story reframes around that fact.
โ.๐ ฬ A minor character mentioned once in passing turns out to be central to the ending.
โ.๐ ฬ The hero's victory turns out to have been orchestrated by the villain, who needed it to happen for their own plan.
โ.๐ ฬ A character believed to be protecting the group has actually been the one leaking information the whole time.
โ.๐ ฬ The "safe" location turns out to be the most dangerous place in the story, and everyone walked into it willingly.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's greatest strength turns out to be the exact thing that dooms them later.
โ.๐ ฬ The war, conflict, or crisis turns out to have been avoidable, and someone chose not to prevent it.
โ.๐ ฬ A character thought to be an orphan or outsider turns out to be directly related to someone central to the plot.
โ.๐ ฬ The information the protagonist has been risking everything to protect turns out to be false or outdated.
โ.๐ ฬ An ally sacrifices the protagonist's trust intentionally, knowing it will cost the friendship, because it's the only way to save them.
โ.๐ ฬ The rules of the world (magic system, technology, law) have an exception that's been hidden from the reader the whole time, and it changes everything retroactively.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's "happy ending" in an earlier flashback or preview turns out to be a lie the story was setting up to break.
โ.๐ ฬ A repeated object, phrase, or setting turns out to be a loop the character has lived through before, unknowingly.
โ.๐ ฬ The villain's plan succeeds completely, and the "twist" is watching what the world looks like after, forcing a new goal entirely.
โ.๐ ฬ A character's death earlier in the story turns out to have been faked, but they've become someone unrecognizable in hiding.
just got asked "sorry, are you a man or a woman?" over the phone and I just said "ahh that's not important right now" but when I got off the phone I went TEEEE HEEE HEEEEE and skipped around. very masculine behaviour. never beating the nonbinary allegations am I
do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"
YOU CAN'T HAVE BULLETPROOF HEART AND MAMDANI THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
I'M CALLING THE COPS
Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
valgrace disappearing during capture the flag and a few of their teammates are like "where's Jason and Leo?๐คจ" and they look for them until all of a sudden they hear what sounds like a firecracker going off behind some trees and the sound of Jason and Leo not so subtly trying to put out a makeout induced fire/spark
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give theย horse that kills me no such luxury
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fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give theย horse that kills me no such luxury
interesting dates on this post