i want to be the girl with the most cake

31. she/her.

[boo-sem-ee-blog]

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The Murmaids “Popsicles and Icicles”

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

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[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[mellostalgia]

awful terrible awful

[andremichaux]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2016 - 2019)

[mellostalgia]

cw: narcissistic abuse

remembering how abusers love to criticize the fact that you buy yourself starbucks, except i don't drink coffee, so my abuser couldn't do that to me. instead, he complained about someone else's wife's starbucks order and how she "spends too much" and "orders the wrong thing." he really expected me to endorse this attitude, too ... wtfffff

[expressions-of-nature]

by hajime3776

[miamaimania]

▽ The first envelope was a pair of wings.

[mellostalgia]

sometimes, wonderful people whom you adore will get caught up in cognitive dissonance that you wish they could see … but they can’t. and it hurts even more when you went through the same thing. but because you went through the same thing, you know you can’t force someone else out of it.

[forever70s]

eye makeup featured in Zan-e Rooz magazine (January 9, 1971)

[mellostalgia]

they let me get away with beginning TWO SENTENCES IN A ROW with the same word?????

[userfinalgirls]

"Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me: Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse..."

SCREAM (1996)

dir. Wes Craven

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

[mellostalgia]

everyone involved in this story sucks. crazy that i got caught in the midst of it

[kino-ani]

Baby Face (1933) Dir. Alfred E. Green

[grumfy]

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

[grumfy]

this is so charming to me. doomed boston yaoi

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]