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soundsof71

irrel

Fireball 🔥🔥🔥

senatortedcruz

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superlansde

You guys don't know this, but there's a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotls

Look at that dude

turing-tested

what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

notsoheadless

midiport

twilightdomain

video description: a tiktok by @weezerroll. a person is clumsily and hesitantly playing a bass guitar, until the camera person places a white and brown rat on the bass player's head while firmly saying, "Ratatouille." their playing suddenly improves while the rat shifts its footing on their head. end description

toskarin

*stumbling in covered in blood and clutching my sword* girls night! girls night! *hacking up blood* we're having girls night!

unicornsandcrystals-blog

dogbosser

fish aesthetics

almightybob

those are lures

dogbosser

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

promisetoloveyouforevermore

this goes so hard

butch-himbo-king-deactivated202

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

butch-himbo-king-deactivated202

this is what she looked like

beardedchrisevans

fanonical

toph: i'm an earthbender

toph: you think i can bend you?

the boulder: THE BOULDER IS INTIMIDATED BY THIS

byjove

laeffy

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

laeffy

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

gaylor-moon

aqueerkettleofish

Whoever outed this man is probably really, really wishing they hadn't.

chickpeamcb

Every lake is a graveyard, pay your respects

gator-crusador

The artist Paweł Ponichtera seems to have inexplicably dedicated a massive amount of time and effort to hyper-detailed and hyper-accurate illustrations of chinchillas engaged in historical fencing, many with clear and specific reference to particular historical treatises. So, I give you: