Ask Tulin

I’m 13 years old and I helped kill the Demon King. Inspired by @askganon Please don’t tell my parents I’m on Tumblr please

[asktheritochampion]

Revali what is goro guesday

Tch. @tulin-sageofwind , get a load of this loser. They don't even know about Goro Guesday.

[asktheritochampion]

Another week, another Goro Guesday.

[tulin-sageofwind]

Cheers 🥂

[tulin-sageofwind]

Good morning Tulin. Would you care to come and watch me shoot 40 targets free falling over a river of lava up death mountain? Your father thinks it can't and shouldn't be done so I'm going to prove him wrong.

Bring Links purah pad, this 'epic gamer moment' as the Youths say these days, should be documented.

Uhhhhhhhh…. you okay?

[asktheritochampion]

hi revali um. you're such a skrunkly scrimblo.

a spoingle.

maybe even a mipy.

@tulin-sageofwind Help me, what the pluck does this message say?

Am I being insulted in young person slang again? Am I really a Scrimblo? I swear the youthes of today are just making up words now...

[tulin-sageofwind]

I think it’s a way of saying you’re cute in an obscure Zoran language but idk

[tulin-sageofwind]

Tulin! Valentine's is coming close, are you planning to give anyone chocolates 👀👀

I was… for a bit.

……

I never mentioned it before, but there was this girl I met when I went to Gerudo Town named Zareen. She was always really nice, and she liked to play in the alleys with me. I kept feeling this weird feeling whenever I saw her, and she smiled really big whenever I showed up. But then one day she found out I was a boy and she ran away, and I didn’t see her again. If that hadn’t happened, I guess I would give some to her.

She, um, said I was really pretty and that she’d never met a rito vai her own age… I guess she still hasn’t.

[asktheritochampion]

You ought to send the girl a letter to appoligise for lying. Young Gerodo Vai can get into very serious touble for talking to individuals whom identify as male. She was likely afraid, and hurt by the betrayal of a friend - even if you hadn't intended to lie nor hurt her feelings.

While Gerudo children are forbidden from talking to men, there is nothing written into their laws about the exchanging of missives - and many Gerudo children have penpals with Hylians in school; both male and female.

Write her a note, send her some chocolate as an appoligy, and if she choses to forgive you; ask if she would consider remaining friends with you via letter until she comes of age and is permitted to speak to the other sex. There is no shame in making mistakes and learning from them; it's what you're suposed to do at your age.

Lucky for you; your great idol and hero just so happens to be something of a cassonova, and I am more than happy to impart upon you all manor of advise regarding the ventures of romance. The most important thing you need to know is that if all else fails; fight her and win. That's a sure-fire way to prove that you're a worthy mate and get all the girls to fall for you.

[tulin-sageofwind]

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ALL THAT

I…

I……. Should write that letter…

….

And then I’ll challenge her to a fight. We can be penpals if she forgives me, and then when she’s older we can fight.

[askriju]

Dear Tulin,

I received your letter the other day, and I wanted to apologize myself. You seem like a great friend, but my mother tells me I shouldn't be near any men until I am an adult. Though, I think I can figure out a way to send letters without my mother knowing. But, I would like to say that I don't like people who lie, so if you lie to me about something like that again, I can't be your friend anymore.

Anyways, I'm willing to give you a second chance. I will send you another letter by Friday, since that's the day my mother usually goes out to the bar.

From, Zareen.

[tulin-sageofwind]

Dear Zareen,

I’m sorry again for lying to you, I shouldn’t have done that. I promise it won’t happen again; not like this at least.

My friends told me about how some guys try to sneak into Gerudo Town and make the girls there trust them and then they try to like… kiss them and stuff. I swear I wasn’t going to do that. I don’t even want to do that stuff ever. But I hurt your trust and I broke the rules, and I really hope you can forgive me. Even if we don’t talk until we’re adults, it would be nice to see you again sometime and catch up.

And if you do end up apprenticing under the jeweller there, I’d be really excited to see what you make!! Maybe Lady Riju can take a picture with her Purah Pad? I’m sure you’d do great.

Cheers, Tulin

[tulin-sageofwind]

Tulin! Valentine's is coming close, are you planning to give anyone chocolates 👀👀

I was… for a bit.

……

I never mentioned it before, but there was this girl I met when I went to Gerudo Town named Zareen. She was always really nice, and she liked to play in the alleys with me. I kept feeling this weird feeling whenever I saw her, and she smiled really big whenever I showed up. But then one day she found out I was a boy and she ran away, and I didn’t see her again. If that hadn’t happened, I guess I would give some to her.

She, um, said I was really pretty and that she’d never met a rito vai her own age… I guess she still hasn’t.

[asktheritochampion]

You ought to send the girl a letter to appoligise for lying. Young Gerodo Vai can get into very serious touble for talking to individuals whom identify as male. She was likely afraid, and hurt by the betrayal of a friend - even if you hadn't intended to lie nor hurt her feelings.

While Gerudo children are forbidden from talking to men, there is nothing written into their laws about the exchanging of missives - and many Gerudo children have penpals with Hylians in school; both male and female.

Write her a note, send her some chocolate as an appoligy, and if she choses to forgive you; ask if she would consider remaining friends with you via letter until she comes of age and is permitted to speak to the other sex. There is no shame in making mistakes and learning from them; it's what you're suposed to do at your age.

Lucky for you; your great idol and hero just so happens to be something of a cassonova, and I am more than happy to impart upon you all manor of advise regarding the ventures of romance. The most important thing you need to know is that if all else fails; fight her and win. That's a sure-fire way to prove that you're a worthy mate and get all the girls to fall for you.

[tulin-sageofwind]

WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ALL THAT

I…

I……. Should write that letter…

….

And then I’ll challenge her to a fight. We can be penpals if she forgives me, and then when she’s older we can fight.

[tulin-sageofwind]

Did the stone taste like melon candy at least?

No, more like lime—

[tulin-sageofwind]

I took a dare from some Gerudo ladies to make a version of this popular Valentine's poem for all of you. So here goes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The wind obeys Revali And your strength too

🤩🤩🤩🤩 whoaaa that’s a cool poem

I…… am not great at poetry, but thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tulin-sageofwind]

Thanks dad 💝

[tulin-sageofwind]

Tulin! Valentine's is coming close, are you planning to give anyone chocolates 👀👀

I was… for a bit.

……

I never mentioned it before, but there was this girl I met when I went to Gerudo Town named Zareen. She was always really nice, and she liked to play in the alleys with me. I kept feeling this weird feeling whenever I saw her, and she smiled really big whenever I showed up. But then one day she found out I was a boy and she ran away, and I didn’t see her again. If that hadn’t happened, I guess I would give some to her.

She, um, said I was really pretty and that she’d never met a rito vai her own age… I guess she still hasn’t.

[tulin-sageofwind]

Tajín I’m straggling in dchool

Haha couldn’t be me (studious). Hey what’s that-?

[askaritobard]

How did you first meet Amali?

I've actually answered this question here, but I'm always happy to...

...heavens, whatever's going on over Warbler's Nest?

[tulin-sageofwind]

WOOOOOOOOO

[tulin-sageofwind]

Me staring at everybody who keeps sending @asktheritochampion those questions when he’s already answered them:

Guys, please be normal. Please. Please. I know all Hylians aren’t this stupid. Please be normal. Books exist.

(Also, if you don’t have any Rito friends to ask [or really any non-Hylian friends], maybeeeeee just think about why that is. I’m barely a teenager and I’m more polite than some of you adults.)

[askthenewritoelder]

Who ask you the question (in a meta sense)?

Like, is it a group of people, a tumblr-shaped messager or a friendly extradimensional unspeakable horror giving you question and such?

Questions are given to me through our mail system. I have a personal carrier that’s responsible for delivering my letters and documents. He’s……..trying his best.

I was also gifted a Purah pad a while back, but I didn’t really use it until a few months ago. It’s mostly to keep in contact with the others and watch @tulin-sageofwind so he doesn’t do anything insane. Should probably use it more often.

[tulin-sageofwind]

[askthehylianchampion]

Hiiiiiii link it’s tulin. What’s up with you and revali I didn’t know that was a thing people could do. Are you guys sick or something?

y-yes! we’re fine-

@tulin-sageofwind

[tulin-sageofwind]

H-

[asksakitherito-deactivated20250]

In two days time I will be going to the Gerudo desert, since the recent outbreak in Rito village has been treated and the quarantine has been lifted I'm heading out as soon as tomorrow morning.

Teba, I will be gone for two weeks. I've laid out plans for meals aswell as how to properly prepare them, I have also found someone to step in as the village's medic in my absence. Please take care of my boys while I'm gone, Love Saki. @askthenewritoelder

Revali, Thank you again for the gifts and this opportunity. I promise that I will make the most of the trip. Take care of yourself in my absence, Love Mom. @asktheritochampion

Tulin, I'll be going away for a couple of weeks, please stay out of trouble and listen to your father while I'm gone. Love Mom. @tulin-sageofwind

(Okay, this will be a break in my posts. As said two weeks I will not be doing much posting unless I have something I need to put out. I have to focus on my schooling for a while and will make an announcement when I am officially back. My inbox wont close however so feel free to leave questions or whatever you please and I will reply as soon as I can! XOXO blog owner)

[asktheritochampion]

[askthehylianchampion]

Do you need me to come to the village and help with food?

[tulin-sageofwind]

Please if dad’s gone for a night I don’t think I’ll live

[asktheritochampion]

I thought you loved my crunchy buttered pasta? D:<

[tulin-sageofwind]

🫢

[askthenewritoelder]

Worst comes to worst we can order pizza and go out for ice cream. It’ll be on me.

[tulin-sageofwind]

🥳🥳

[tulin-sageofwind]

Hey wait

[asksakitherito-deactivated20250]

In two days time I will be going to the Gerudo desert, since the recent outbreak in Rito village has been treated and the quarantine has been lifted I'm heading out as soon as tomorrow morning.

Teba, I will be gone for two weeks. I've laid out plans for meals aswell as how to properly prepare them, I have also found someone to step in as the village's medic in my absence. Please take care of my boys while I'm gone, Love Saki. @askthenewritoelder

Revali, Thank you again for the gifts and this opportunity. I promise that I will make the most of the trip. Take care of yourself in my absence, Love Mom. @asktheritochampion

Tulin, I'll be going away for a couple of weeks, please stay out of trouble and listen to your father while I'm gone. Love Mom. @tulin-sageofwind

(Okay, this will be a break in my posts. As said two weeks I will not be doing much posting unless I have something I need to put out. I have to focus on my schooling for a while and will make an announcement when I am officially back. My inbox wont close however so feel free to leave questions or whatever you please and I will reply as soon as I can! XOXO blog owner)

[asktheritochampion]

[askthehylianchampion]

Do you need me to come to the village and help with food?

[tulin-sageofwind]

Please if dad’s gone for a night I don’t think I’ll live

[asktheritochampion]

I thought you loved my crunchy buttered pasta? D:<

[tulin-sageofwind]

🫢

[askthenewritoelder]

Worst comes to worst we can order pizza and go out for ice cream. It’ll be on me.

[tulin-sageofwind]

🥳🥳