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he/she/they | professional misinformer | amateur womansplainer | unprofessional pussy magnet | semihemidemi-professional polearm master fighter

[tulip-fucker]

they could never make me hate you vocaloid

[chaebolheir]

coming from a vtm server

are bats dogs?

yes

yes of course

no, what is wrong with you?

no, but I get it

Voting ended onAug 2, 2024

also u have to put ur opinion on this in the tags

[chaebolheir]

quick quick quick portrait of my newest character for a play by post. this is red camora, a badass bitch who doesnt take shit. she currently being bullied and will run back home to daddy if pressed more

commissions are open!

[tulip-fucker]

my dinner

[wheretheeternalare]

shoutout to the local radio dj reporting on the tornado warning and going "I will keep you entertained while you shelter in place" and then playing some really fucking creepy noise and ambient music

[tulip-fucker]

if anyone is willing to run a VTM one shot or a short campaign please hit me up. i have a lot of experience with ttrpgs and played a few games of VTM as well. im rusty on the lore but i am slowly catching up.

[tulip-fucker]

i am LOSING my mind over vampire the masquerade for the last few days it's insane. i have created several characters in my mind with different clans and i am larping with those characters by myself. current favorite one is a nosferatu with molds on her face.

[tulip-fucker]

i gotta make a newspaper in 2 weeks for my final project. i have 2 things in mind so my -5 followers gotta decide for me

idea 1: a newspaper for time travelers. it will include different interesting news from different timelines, and writers will also give advice about different eras.

possible article ideas:

- richard 3rd of england found in a parking lot, reported by richard 3rd

- an ea-naşir coppers ad right under an article about how ea-naşir coppers are a scam

- top 10 wars you should see if you're on a tight budget

- time paradox sickness? here's how you can fix it (by nicholas fleming)

idea 2: a newspaper made by the wizard academy, in a fantasy setting. mainly focused on culture and science, with a bit of a paparazzi type of reporting

possible article ideas:

- daily ballad by the bards

- natural remedies to remove basic curses

- new type of magic research run by a former student of magic academy

- dispute between bards & met gala style event reporting

im open to more ideas tho

which one

time traveller newspaper

paparazzi magazine in a fantasy world

Voting ended onMay 20, 2024

[tulip-fucker]

sometimes i look at people who rbed my posts and always get shocked when i find out they're 15 years older than me and i feel like a widdle baby

[tulip-fucker]

best part of studying translation is you can argue with your teachers about the smallest things in the text and you can hit them with 'translation is personal' or 'it doesn't align with our audience' or some bullshit like that if they try to say something. i love it

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Can I hear a Wahoo?! :) (strike for writers might end soon and writing of S3 resume :)❤) (link to article from screenshot :))

[tulip-fucker]

#good omens

[tulip-fucker]

i've been in my dorm for almost a week now and there's a cat who constantly comes into our room and just refuses to leave all day. she comes in early in the morning and just sleeps in my bed or chair until we kick her out. whenever i try to lift her up she gets extremely angry and she screams in front of our door if we don't let her in. we tried to get rid of her several times but she just comes back to us and i think we have no choice but to accept her as a roommate

[risonnii]

Club Shine’s number one hostess, Goromi! ✨

[tulip-fucker]

HOT TAKE

why is goro majima not a TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!

HE LITERALLY FITS EVERYTHING A SEXYMAN SHOULD BE!!!

Extremely Stylish, luxurious snake hide jacket, also has huge abs. mad dog of shimano, more like mad DRIP of shimano

man beats up thugs by breakdancing. i don't think i need to explain why this is so cool

he respects women like no other man in japan does. he runs the biggest cabaret of osaka, treats his workers right, and when he acquires a cabaret club (different thing), he grows it by beating up the owners of the other cabaret clubs and hiring their most popular girls

there has been a homicide, the victim is the dance floor. he sings and dances like the great one above took him up to an angelic studio and gave him a divine audio editing program. 24-hour cinderella SLAPS HUGE

the guy may have gone mad, but you can't deny his dedication to help kiryu relearn his fight. sure his way of doing this is clutching the guy in every corner and forcing him to fight brutally, but cmonnnnn, it's visual learning. that's what they do to montessori children as well

SLAY! YES! LOVE HIM FOR THAT!!!

i have many other reasons to put him up as a sexyman, but i suggest you to do your own research (play the YAKUZA SERIES bc while majima is really cool, there are other cool characters) bc the games are SO COOL and it's really cool to see our guy in action

thank you for reading my majimaposting

[tulip-fucker]

he is the vice sexyman of majima

[tulip-fucker]

HOT TAKE

why is goro majima not a TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!

HE LITERALLY FITS EVERYTHING A SEXYMAN SHOULD BE!!!

Extremely Stylish, luxurious snake hide jacket, also has huge abs. mad dog of shimano, more like mad DRIP of shimano

man beats up thugs by breakdancing. i don't think i need to explain why this is so cool

he respects women like no other man in japan does. he runs the biggest cabaret of osaka, treats his workers right, and when he acquires a cabaret club (different thing), he grows it by beating up the owners of the other cabaret clubs and hiring their most popular girls

there has been a homicide, the victim is the dance floor. he sings and dances like the great one above took him up to an angelic studio and gave him a divine audio editing program. 24-hour cinderella SLAPS HUGE

the guy may have gone mad, but you can't deny his dedication to help kiryu relearn his fight. sure his way of doing this is clutching the guy in every corner and forcing him to fight brutally, but cmonnnnn, it's visual learning. that's what they do to montessori children as well

SLAY! YES! LOVE HIM FOR THAT!!!

i have many other reasons to put him up as a sexyman, but i suggest you to do your own research (play the YAKUZA SERIES bc while majima is really cool, there are other cool characters) bc the games are SO COOL and it's really cool to see our guy in action

thank you for reading my majimaposting

[tulip-fucker]

feeling like him rn

[tulip-fucker]

my type in men are man children with great taste in music and a slight resemblence to a rat

[tulip-fucker]

i do be hatin myself

lmao