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[tuliphides]

minors do NOT interact with this page

🌷 tulip, she/he, adult

🍯 this is probably mcyt & heated rivalry and probably mostly pangi & hannah at that.

🌷 i don't know what this or how long it will last but i need somewhere to shove all this that isn't my other nsft page or main

[tuliphides]

i open the pangi stream, i hear derap asking him to be the main act of his sex club, i nod in agreement

[tuliphides]

derap: only off camera it should be okay, i'm sure the rest of the lifesteal members would walk into it off camera

[tuliphides]

i open the pangi stream, i hear derap asking him to be the main act of his sex club, i nod in agreement

[pangkey-smut-prompts]

No words...

[tuliphides]

being a bit #real in the rpf but it's actually really cute how obvious it is that pangi actually wants a family/kids in the future. like his kink things aside (which he definitely has. sir you might want to look into a few things) he brings it up enough and shows genuine joy with other streamer's kids are brought up in a way that is clear he wants to be a father. he's one of those streamers i will not be shocked by if say 4-5 years from now he's found someone and we get a "so i have a kid now" notice (assuming he's still a cc at that point). not everyone wants a kid (very valid and fair) but it's clear he wants one and will make sure any kid of his knows they are wanted and loved.

now to bring this back to #fiction in rpf. sir if you really wanted a kid sooner i know at least one of your friends would love you give you his uterus. especially if you give him some of your T in return. a very fair deal that you should take. and if it doesn't work there are others who would love help you try to bare a kid anyway.

you can always be #real

it's so stinkin' cute. i've been back on my tom holland bullshit with the sm:bnd press tour and him and pangi sit in the same "you'd be so good with kids/as a parent" (i don't know the point i'm trying to make here but it's something about how i see in my work so many dads that do not gaf that it's nice to see men with an audience saying they do want to be present for their future kids. which like, low fucking bar but you get it)

a very fair deal indeed 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[tuliphides]

"I don't- I don't have a uterus. I can't- I don't think I can have a child, you know? I don't think it can. 'Not yet' What do you mean 'not yet'? No, I'm pretty sure I can't bare a child. 'Have you tried yet though' No, I can't say I've tried to get pregnant, to be fair. Hasn't been on my bingo list yet. 'Worth a shot' what are we saying"

[tuliphides]

unfortunately i do still want to fuck him no matter how stupid he looks

[suffocraft]

watching pangi stream for the first time in a while and forgot how much i want to fuck him ☝️😪 - 🌌

he's so cute I need him so bad I need him to fuck me so desperately he's nearly crying and whimpering into my neck and shaking and begging and going way too hard and erratically because he needs it so bad with his big brown eyes full of tears and (I am killed badly before I can continue)

[tuliphides]

understandable. then here's a different idea.

of your blorbos (c and rpf) who would be most likely to see porn of any type of another fandom blorbo?

ilya. hands down. that man is going searching for it the second he learns about rpf and ao3. he 100% has an alt acc. marlow is sending him fics about the two of them. he's looking for nsft fanart of himself and shane.

and if yaga were in the gcu, ilya's looking back and forth between henry and shane and trying not to pass out.

[tuliphides]

are you a person who keeps their various fandom interests seperate or do you like to crack pair across fandoms? (i have an idea but not sure if it matches your vibe. so you get question for now)

i would love to be a crack pair across fandoms girlie like i used to be but, unfortunately, i like to keep everyone in separate boxes these days

[russianblush]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as HENRY PARK YAGA (TEASER TRAILER) 2026

[tuliphides]

Mmmmhm dragon Branzy would fit the spot quite nicely. Someone tell him he's got an extra job this week making a new dragon egg happen. And that the reward is one of his deputies gets to spend plenty of time with him

hit with the image of pangi curled up at branzy's feet during the sheriff meetings, he has to be there ready for use at every opportunity if they want that egg to happen

[tuliphides]

Are any of the Lifestealers part dragon? Think that would help with fucking and breeding a new egg in that Pangolin. But this egg won't be for a mace. No no this one could cook for a bit longer and maybe make the next generation for the End.

@ lifesteal would anyone like to change their character lore so they can get on that pangolin? anyone? he's easy, he's available, he's up for almost anything.

[sunvisions]

Look, generally I don't believe anything I post about. However I am like 90% convinced MaxGGs has a crush on at least one of those speedrunners and when he slips up and says he finds being good at ranked and/or being coached hot. I am just gonna say I told you so.

[pangkey-smut-prompts]

Lukey notices Pangi calling himself a dog so decides to take him dogging while on a trip home in Somerset.

[pangkey-smut-prompts]

Calling him a good boy... Sem is so out of it, so overwhelmed by the attention...

[tuliphides]

So thoughts on how we can integrate someone getting the egg into his known kinks?

something something that's his. he had it first, he earned it, he's possessive af over it, he's not about to lose it. however... he has lost it. so the only rational thing to do is hunt down whoever took it from him and take back what's his and, seeing as that person doesn't actually have the egg anymore, i guess they're going to have to give him something else to be possessive over (breed 👏🏽 that 👏🏽 pangolin).

[tuliphides]

Added bonus. He can still go on his runs but instead it's with the kid in a jogger and Mrs. Branzycraft can take a nap or spend time with her friends without worrying for an hour. A good reason to let her husband invite the boytoy over. -🌑

exactly!!!! everyone gets a good something out of this scenario. inviting the boytoy over for a night turns to a week turns to a month turns to "well he's helping out with everything so he might as well stay"