Rad Dad

Noah Tüll | 17 | Gemini | FC: Max D’Ambra

[piscesincrises]

met someone w double virgo sun-moon and gemini rising n now i need a mega hot shower to scrub off the nasty 🤢

[tullmeaboutit]

No clue what that means, but you usually need a shower.

[scumfckflwrboy]

i wanna eat my own ass

[scumfckflwrboy]

you tryna come through then becauuuusseeeee

[tullmeaboutit]

What are we talking about here? Did my vacuum cleaner story pique your interest? I don’t understand slang, I’m like an uncool dad who’s, like, simultaneously really really stinking cool.

[scumfckflwrboy]

come by, come see me, come through

maybe we can help each other out

[tullmeaboutit]

Oh, OH.

Yeah dude, I’ll be over in like, fifteen.

[scumfckflwrboy]

i wanna eat my own ass

[scumfckflwrboy]

you tryna come through then becauuuusseeeee

[tullmeaboutit]

What are we talking about here? Did my vacuum cleaner story pique your interest? I don’t understand slang, I’m like an uncool dad who’s, like, simultaneously really really stinking cool.

[scumfckflwrboy]

i wanna eat my own ass

[tullmeaboutit]

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

[scumfckflwrboy]

have we though

have we

[tullmeaboutit]

I sure know I have.

I’m pretty sure my vacuum cleaner could file a sexual harassment suit against me for all the dubious glances I’ve shot it over the years. I crave the succ.

[scumfckflwrboy]

how old are you again

[tullmeaboutit]

Seventeen!

[scumfckflwrboy]

i wanna eat my own ass

[tullmeaboutit]

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

[scumfckflwrboy]

have we though

have we

[tullmeaboutit]

I sure know I have.

I’m pretty sure my vacuum cleaner could file a sexual harassment suit against me for all the dubious glances I’ve shot it over the years. I crave the succ.

[scumfckflwrboy]

i wanna eat my own ass

[tullmeaboutit]

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

[scumfckflwrboy]

why would i want this

[tullmeaboutit]

Back to College? Get a handgun!

[scumfckflwrboy]

only the best…..brita and a glock for back to school

[tullmeaboutit]

The two main ingredients for a quality schooling experience.

[scumfckflwrboy]

why would i want this

[tullmeaboutit]

Back to College? Get a handgun!

[tullmeaboutit]

I hate that Tumblr mobile got rid of any form of autocorrect. I mean what do they expect from me? That’d I’d know how to spell basic words from memory?

[piscesincrises]

autocorrect is for pussiez (aka me)

[tullmeaboutit]

We’re the no good bad spellin’ pussy crew and weer hear too spel sum simpel werds wong.

[tullmeaboutit]

I hate that Tumblr mobile got rid of any form of autocorrect. I mean what do they expect from me? That’d I’d know how to spell basic words from memory?

[tullmeaboutit]

Popping cherries all night long.

[piscesincrises]

you wish

[tullmeaboutit]

I was talking about the fruit! I can’t believe you, insinuating that I, a good Christian boy, would ever make references to premarital sex, the audacity!!! God, Paola, get your head out of the gutter.

[tullmeaboutit]

Popping cherries all night long.

[tullmeaboutit]

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

[scumfckflwrboy]

julien broderick but flower fuck works too tbh

idk what an umlaut is but i’ll do my best bud

[tullmeaboutit]

Julien ‘Flower Fuck’ Broderick. Perfect.

Oh, it’s those funky li’l dots above the u, just hanging out, doing their thing. I think it’s German but I can’t be fucked to look it up.

[scumfckflwrboy]

my full name truly beautiful in its glory

ohhh gotcha

well noah tüll i’ll try my best bro but no promises

holding down that u key is a lot of work

[tullmeaboutit]

It is, but I believe in you man, I know you can do this. You seem like the type of guy who’d be good at holding things down.

[tullmeaboutit]

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

[scumfckflwrboy]

julien broderick but flower fuck works too tbh

idk what an umlaut is but i’ll do my best bud

[tullmeaboutit]

Julien ‘Flower Fuck’ Broderick. Perfect.

Oh, it’s those funky li’l dots above the u, just hanging out, doing their thing. I think it’s German but I can’t be fucked to look it up.

[tullmeaboutit]

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

[scumfckflwrboy]

look like you could use some lessons there dude

[tullmeaboutit]

… Okay, I concede, I could probably benefit from a few lessons. You board, Mister Flowerboy?

[scumfckflwrboy]

little bit little bit

nuff to probly teach you how not to do that, funny as it was

[tullmeaboutit]

Sick, you’ll be like my mentor, like some Karate Kid kinda shit. I vibe with that.

[scumfckflwrboy]

🤘🏻 hell yeah bro you’ll be kicking it with the best in no time

[tullmeaboutit]

I’m vibing bro.

Oh, also, in case you didn’t know, I’m Noah, Noah Tüll. The umlaut is super duper important, never forget it. Nice to meet ya, Mister Flowerfuck. Dunno your name, so I’m calling you that, I think it fits.

[tullmeaboutit]

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

[scumfckflwrboy]

look like you could use some lessons there dude

[tullmeaboutit]

… Okay, I concede, I could probably benefit from a few lessons. You board, Mister Flowerboy?

[scumfckflwrboy]

little bit little bit

nuff to probly teach you how not to do that, funny as it was

[tullmeaboutit]

Sick, you’ll be like my mentor, like some Karate Kid kinda shit. I vibe with that.

[piscesincrises]

ouu

[piscesincrises]

i’ll give you a pair to keep if you give me one of those t shirts with the big sleeves u have

[tullmeaboutit]

Mmmm. Deal.