don’t rain on me

Wow. This town is filled with man whores. Woman whores too, for that matter. Just fucking, chock full of whores.

sure thing bro i’ll have to get back to you on that tho, got some business to take care of

Wow. This town is filled with man whores. Woman whores too, for that matter. Just fucking, chock full of whores.

aawwwhhhh someone’s jealous

Shut the fuck up, don’t patronize me. Why would someone like me be jealous of some ratty, two-bit whore? I’m not the one with the disgustingly low standards here.

aawwwwwhhh it’s ok bro, don’t go pissin panties just yet, i still love ya 💚

Wow. This town is filled with man whores. Woman whores too, for that matter. Just fucking, chock full of whores.

aawwwhhhh someone’s jealous

i wanna eat my own ass

you tryna come through then becauuuusseeeee

What are we talking about here? Did my vacuum cleaner story pique your interest? I don’t understand slang, I’m like an uncool dad who’s, like, simultaneously really really stinking cool.

come by, come see me, come through

maybe we can help each other out

i wanna eat my own ass

you tryna come through then becauuuusseeeee

#🤠

i wanna eat my own ass

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

have we though

have we

I sure know I have.

I’m pretty sure my vacuum cleaner could file a sexual harassment suit against me for all the dubious glances I’ve shot it over the years. I crave the succ.

how old are you again

i wanna eat my own ass

I think we’ve all been there, bud.

have we though

have we

i wanna eat my own ass

why would i want this

Back to College? Get a handgun!

only the best.....brita and a glock for back to school

why would i want this

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

julien broderick but flower fuck works too tbh

idk what an umlaut is but i’ll do my best bud

Julien ‘Flower Fuck’ Broderick. Perfect.

Oh, it’s those funky li’l dots above the u, just hanging out, doing their thing. I think it’s German but I can’t be fucked to look it up.

my full name truly beautiful in its glory

ohhh gotcha

well noah tüll i’ll try my best bro but no promises

holding down that u key is a lot of work

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

julien broderick but flower fuck works too tbh

idk what an umlaut is but i’ll do my best bud

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

look like you could use some lessons there dude

… Okay, I concede, I could probably benefit from a few lessons. You board, Mister Flowerboy?

little bit little bit

nuff to probly teach you how not to do that, funny as it was

Sick, you’ll be like my mentor, like some Karate Kid kinda shit. I vibe with that.

🤘🏻 hell yeah bro you’ll be kicking it with the best in no time

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

look like you could use some lessons there dude

… Okay, I concede, I could probably benefit from a few lessons. You board, Mister Flowerboy?

little bit little bit

nuff to probly teach you how not to do that, funny as it was

To anyone that saw me eat pavement on my skateboard: that was intentional.

look like you could use some lessons there dude

😁😁😁😁

I fucking hate everything about that outfit. You look like shit.

i look good bro you sound like lo lmao

And you sound like an illiterate idiot.

uh huh whatever dude lolol im having a great time w/ or w/o your opinion

Must be pretty easy when you’re missing 90% of your brain.

you’re right it is, i dont have to think about anything when i don’t have the capacity to lol

Yes. That was the insult. It’s no wonder you’re so carefree.