(Text from @cate-eblanchett ) Thank you for your authorization. You'll need to sign a contract, though. I'll be sending it over to you soon. The rights to this story are mine now. I might even give you a role. Would you like to play the younger woman, the ex-fiancรฉe, or the best friend who ends up sleeping with the woman? Or you could play the incredibly sexy, tormented best friendโan advisor and a witch who knew how everything was going to end. You get to choose your role, babe. ๐ jessica with susan? As susan Sarandon? Do you think they could be an รญtem again? Everyone gets laid lately. Nice. I am the sacrifice that the world needed so every hot woman could get their perfect match back. And are you okay with it? I mean with the fact that Jessica could end up with susan for good and you with naomi? Come on! Be real! Donโt be diplomatic here. Which team am I? Oh Lord!! I guess Team Naomi because Jessica lost her chance and my vote when she decided that we wouldnโt have the big wedding thing.
Text: Oh darling. I suspect things are about to get more intense here. Let me know what the husband said and I want to know what kind of feelings are you having? Too many? Love? Friendship? Erotic feelings? Be specific, you need to say it out loud so you can hear yourself and admit what the fuck is happening here.
Text: No comment. Things were normal, simple... It was nice to see her. She looked great, much better than last time, and I was busy taking my role as Cary's mentor seriously. I'm not allowed to say anything more because, honestly, there's nothing more to say. Is there a chance Cary planned all of this in advance? I think Catherine was convinced she did, but why? How? I don't understand any of it. I flew back to London and then on to Paris, so I'm just as in the dark again. As usual, I'm not sure about anything. I'm simply trying to focus on other things. For the longest time, I thought I was going to lose my mind over all of this. Now, though, I finally feel like I'm starting to make peace with it. There aren't any expectations.
( TEXT ) now who the fuck is the. "younger woman" if not me. Is there additional characters i don't even know about yet, what's happening. "Advisor and a witch" yeah okay i'll play the bozo. Or actually. You know what, i'll play my dogs. That's the susan. I mean, i don't know. I don't entirely wanna imagine the scenario, lady. but i know they're close. Have been close. Even when we broke up briefly before, jess told me she'd been a little closer with her, so it's not like i'd be shocked. I guess, if she's happy. Not to give you the whole "get under someone to get over someone" pep talk, since i'm the last person who should even be saying that right now. I'm gonna send you a package. A self care one that virbates, you can give it a name. Shiny and brand new. I'll even throw in the mountain of lube i now own. well duh, not that i want teams here, but i would've had to kick your pretty ass if you werenโt.
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( TEXT ) there's now fucking lawyers involved, so all the above????????? for her....for me too, I DON'T KNOW. YES? YES.
( TEXT ) there's a lot i havenโt dissected yet but yeah cate, feelings that've had me so incredibly butt hurt over the fact she'd been going back from my place, to sleep in a bed with her husband. i was bitter. and jealous, and now that she'd laid out the fact he's moved out and there's a LOT about to come out publicly it's just a lot to grasp
( TEXT ) beats me, lady. She IS catherine's kid, after all. Did she know about you and her beforehand, i mean...i imagine she did if she'd knew how to even get in contact, which is still very wild to me and i'm not letting you spare details. that being said, if you didnโt feeling like you were about to street fight one another again, that's good, right ? How was paris, by the way. You looked hot as fuck, and i hate you for it. And listen, as your bestest friend, i always wanna know you're not going insane. So if there's peace there with all that, that's all i want for you.