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Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.
I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.
God bless them!
I still can’t watch this all the way because of tears. What a moment!
Hey do you have shirtless photos of Jason Momoa? If you have can you please post it?
If you’re looking for shirtless Jason Momoa, then do I have the perfect tag for you! Check out http://hawaiianjesus.com/tagged/shirtless for all the shirtless goodness.
It includes tons of pics, videos, and also stuff like this…
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I’ve been off Tumblr for a while. This post made coming back totally worthwhile!!! Sweet. Hawaiian. Jesus.
poldark › season 2 › episode 9
Pride? My pride? To think I did always look up to you, respect you, revere you as my master long before you were my husband. For it had seemed to me, unschooled as I was, that you were not like other men. You had a kind of nobility, not of birth, but of character, and I was so proud to think that such a man had married me. So now to discover that you are so much less than other men, or fallen so low because so far. ‘Tis not my pride that is wounded, Ross. ‘Tis my pride in you.
I love Demelza Poldark!!
No love for Ross Poldark after Sunday’s episode…
Bang! Pow! To the moon Ross!
WHOOMP THERE IT IS
Arising through the cracks of a broken political system is a group of politicians who do not represent the corporate paymasters, but the people — The Berniecrats.
Kilts + Lady with a Leaf Blower + Buckets of Booze = I Fucking Love DragonCon
Kilt blowing was the best time I had at DragonCon ... last time I was able to go. *sniff*
The plot was a waste of time because we already knew the outcome. The focus should have been on characters overall and intimacy in particular - sex and otherwise.
IT’S PARISIAN NOT PERSIAN YOU FUCKING MORONS!
BUAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Time to drink...for America!
Ok kiddos, time to blow this popsicle stand for the weekend. I’m off to do some alcohols and then head down the Cape where cell service is pretty much non-existent.
Have an awesome Fourth, y’all!
‘MURRICA!!!
(And a nice weekend to all of you non-U.S. folks too.)
All I see when looking in tags about this show is a group of women begging for sex. It is jarring to see. It is something to behold. I get you all need your gif stocks replenished. Why do you need to see sex on the show? Watch 50 shades of grey or 9 1/2 weeks. It's starting to look like that's all you all care about. Seeing the leads have sex as a window into them as you imagine they are offscreen. Kinda of creepy and peep show like.
You know what, anon? You picked the wrong fucking day to be a shithead. I’m in a terrible mood and since I can’t take my mood out on the person who put me in a bad mood, I’m taking it on your stupid ass.
First of all, get your prude ass shit out of here. “It’s something to behold” “Watch 50 Shades of Grey”. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you even watch the fucking show or are you just a giant asshat who decided to be an asshole today? You know why I don’t watch 50 Shades of Grey? Because it’s a shit story about an abuser. I’m not looking for porn here. I’m looking for a realistic portrayal of a marriage.
And you know what? All I care about is Jamie and Claire. I skip every other part of the books because fuck the rest of that noise. I just read for Jamie and Claire. I read for their witty banter (missing from the show), I read for their pillow talk (also missing from the show), I read for them fighting against whatever obstacle DG has thrown at them TOGETHER (oh look, missing from the show), and yeah, I read for the hot sex (you guessed it, MISSING FROM THE SHOW.) I read for their INTIMACY. And their intimacy is totally lacking from the show.
Jamie and Claire communicate by having sex. That’s fact. You can’t pretend they don’t. But the show has decided not to show that because married sex is boring and STRONG WOMEN don’t desire men. STRONG WOMEN RULE MEN. It’s a bullshit Hollywood representation of a strong woman and I’m fucking sick of seeing this bullshit. Claire treats Jamie as a naughty little boy that she must scold and point in the right direction, instead of her partner, lover, husband, and friend. She’s patronizing to him. She’s patronizing to EVERYONE. It’s gotten to the point where it seems like even Jamie has given up on showing her any love and just treats her like a BFF. The INTIMACY IS MISSING. THE REPRESENTATION OF A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER IS COMPLETELY MISSING.
Newsflash, anon you doucherocket, women like fucking. We like making love. We like it against the wall, we like it on kitchen counters, on desks, in bed, in cars, in public, in private, in nasty bathroom stalls when we can’t fucking take the sexual tension anymore. We like to cum. We like to lay back and have the man do all the fucking work for once. WOMEN LIKE SEX. And that is RARELY shown in Hollywood. A strong woman in Hollywood can’t be in love because that would make her WEAK.
Also, you absolute twatwaffle, here’s a giant fucking newsflash for your stupid peasized brain, JAMIE IS NOT SAM AND CLAIRE IS NOT CAIT. I don’t want to watch them fucking. I want to see Jamie and Claire reconnecting. I want to see them being intimate. I want to see them in a REAL marriage, not this bullshit sexist piece of shit marriage that Ron has presented to us. If they’re halfway decent actors, which Sam and Cait are, you don’t see them when they’re in character. You only see their characters. Because, oh hey, you bastardized son of a whorefuck, IT’S NOT REAL SEX. IT’S MAKE BELIEVE. THEY’RE NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING. WHAT? NO WAY!!!!!! OMG. THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
For Jamie and Claire, sex is part of their relationship. And since the show has taken away EVERY SINGLE PART OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT IS IN ANYWAY SPECIAL, I want to see some fucking.
Now go grab your fucking pearls, I’m going to grab my vibrator, and we’ll go back to our separate corners, okay?
Here for:
Women like fucking and women like to cum. #truth
And this, people, is why I adore @marilyns-child!
The feeling is mutual @fan-mel. Thank you.
Tell it/Preach it!!!! @marilyns-child
Thank you @marilyns-child!!! All of this is what is missing!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Preach 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Oh my god this is amazing I’m crying
Twatwaffle!!!! I love this so much!!!
Disney didn’t kill the EU.
The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.
Get to know these facts.
I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.
disney fucking caused brexit
The Brits should know by now that there's no escaping Disney.
Are You Sure You Want Me to Put Down the Book??
Because Outlander team no matter how much you tell me that; it sure doesn’t seem that way. It seems like you want me to refer back to the book to intuitively fill in the blanks about how meaningful the relationship between Jamie and Claire is. Apparently I’m just supposed to know this; even though you do’t show it. When us fans inquire about the lack of focus on the central relationship you are quick to tell us that this is an adaptation and to put the book down along with a reminder that you only have 13 hours to tell the story. But then when we ask you why you have included every rape and every threat of sexual violence and every inane side-plot you then want to trot out the excuse that you are trying to stay as close to the books as possible. What is the story you were trying to tell this season? Because if I put down the book it kind of looks like the story of Claire’s long journey back to Frank. Without having read the book how can you honestly expect anyone to feel gutted when Claire has to leave Jamie next week and the subsequent 20 year separation? You needed to be building towards that all season to earn the emotional heft of the final episode and you did not do that. To tack on a desperate good-bye and sex scene and think that will be enough is cheap story-telling. You needed to build to that all season long and show us the desperation in Jamie and Claire’s love and their need to be together. What you have shown me all season is Jamie and Claire being distracted by sub-plots and an obsessive need from Claire to keep Frank safe. So you spend a large chunk of the season showing me that Claire is fixated on Frank and he’s the most important thing in her orbit but then you want me to understand how utterly heartbroken and devastated she is to have to go back to him? After having seen essentially the whole season now I view what you showed me in episode one completely differently and unfortunately you have cheapened that whole performance and ruined a masterful performance by Caitriona in that episode because I see no reason for her to be so grief-stricken about being back with Frank. After watching the season and just taking what you showed me I would say hey Claire isn’t this kind of what you wanted with regards to being back with Frank. We resolve this at the end of “Faith” where Claire acknowledges that she was putting Frank ahead of Jamie and their family. And then here we are again in the penultimate episode all fixated on preserving Frank again. You spent a nice portion of the season on this non-existent conflict over whether or not Frank would survive when you already showed us in the first 5 minutes of this season that he was alive and well. So what is the point of wasting all kinds of time on this false conflict? Not to mention the whole crux of the conflict in episode 1 with regards to whether Frank and Claire could continue on as husband and wife had to do with Claire’s unborn child with another man. Then you didn’t even deem it important enough to show the creation of said child between Jamie and Claire. Also I’m really going to need you guys on the OL team to stop banging that we only have 13 hours to tell this story drum. It’s not a valid excuse and it’s not a get out of jail free card. You can’t tell me you had no time this season to show any of the nice, little Jamie and Claire moments that speak volumes about their relationship or that there was no time for any Jamie and Claire sex because ONLY 13 HOURS when you found the time to basically create and dedicate a whole episode to Laoghaire and her maybe, sorta but not really redemption. The same holds true with Sandringham. I already understood that the man was an evil bastard; I didn’t need an entire episode dedicated to fleshing it out. So again I ask, Outlander team are you sure you really want me to put the book down? Because you seem to want to rely on the books to get people to come back for season 3 as opposed to the story you told us this season.
I couldn't have said it better myself. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Replacing Jamie with Murtaugh in those key scenes with BJR is an outrage in addition to being totally unnecessary. It feels like a HUGE middle finger to book fans.
Murtaugh comes off like more if a hero than Jamie. Holy Christ! Who saw that coming?!
I really wish they would just kill Jamie off like I suggested last season.
Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander
Thoughts on Ep. 211
Ok so once upon a time there was an episode called The Search. And it was waste of an hour of television. Like there were two things that needed to happen in it that could have taken 15 minutes and yet we had a whole hour of nonsense. But like honestly, I thank it for giving me Claire in those pants and that hat (and also adorbs stand-in girl) but ugh. I thought that episode would be the low point of the series.
And then Vengeance is Mine happened. And holy shit. I fucking hate this episode so hard do not like this episode.
In a season that has been consistently mediocre, this episode was just like the embodiment of how much of a clusterfuck it has been.
This was the first episode of Outlander where I checked to see how much time was left because I wanted it to be over. And I checked multiple times.
So yeah. I was super drunk the first time I watched it. And was only happily tipsy the second time I watched it but that didn’t make it any better. So here are my ramblings…
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Bernie Sanders: “You can’t praise Ali and disparage Muslims.”
Saturday, June 4, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders said that we, people mourning Muhammad Ali, must remember the legendary boxer’s faith. During a press conference in Los Angeles said: “The reason that Ali struck a chord in the heart of so many Americans was not just his great boxing skill, it was his incredible courage. At a time when it was not popular to do so, Ali stood up and said, “I am opposed to the war in Vietnam and I’m not going to fight in that war.” And that incredibly courageous decision cost him three and a half years of his prime fighting life. But he chose to stand by his ideals, his views. What a hero. What a great man.”
#MuhammadAli #BernieSanders
