All I see when looking in tags about this show is a group of women begging for sex. It is jarring to see. It is something to behold. I get you all need your gif stocks replenished. Why do you need to see sex on the show? Watch 50 shades of grey or 9 1/2 weeks. It's starting to look like that's all you all care about. Seeing the leads have sex as a window into them as you imagine they are offscreen. Kinda of creepy and peep show like.
You know what, anon? You picked the wrong fucking day to be a shithead. I’m in a terrible mood and since I can’t take my mood out on the person who put me in a bad mood, I’m taking it on your stupid ass.
First of all, get your prude ass shit out of here. “It’s something to behold” “Watch 50 Shades of Grey”. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you even watch the fucking show or are you just a giant asshat who decided to be an asshole today? You know why I don’t watch 50 Shades of Grey? Because it’s a shit story about an abuser. I’m not looking for porn here. I’m looking for a realistic portrayal of a marriage.
And you know what? All I care about is Jamie and Claire. I skip every other part of the books because fuck the rest of that noise. I just read for Jamie and Claire. I read for their witty banter (missing from the show), I read for their pillow talk (also missing from the show), I read for them fighting against whatever obstacle DG has thrown at them TOGETHER (oh look, missing from the show), and yeah, I read for the hot sex (you guessed it, MISSING FROM THE SHOW.) I read for their INTIMACY. And their intimacy is totally lacking from the show.
Jamie and Claire communicate by having sex. That’s fact. You can’t pretend they don’t. But the show has decided not to show that because married sex is boring and STRONG WOMEN don’t desire men. STRONG WOMEN RULE MEN. It’s a bullshit Hollywood representation of a strong woman and I’m fucking sick of seeing this bullshit. Claire treats Jamie as a naughty little boy that she must scold and point in the right direction, instead of her partner, lover, husband, and friend. She’s patronizing to him. She’s patronizing to EVERYONE. It’s gotten to the point where it seems like even Jamie has given up on showing her any love and just treats her like a BFF. The INTIMACY IS MISSING. THE REPRESENTATION OF A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER IS COMPLETELY MISSING.
Newsflash, anon you doucherocket, women like fucking. We like making love. We like it against the wall, we like it on kitchen counters, on desks, in bed, in cars, in public, in private, in nasty bathroom stalls when we can’t fucking take the sexual tension anymore. We like to cum. We like to lay back and have the man do all the fucking work for once. WOMEN LIKE SEX. And that is RARELY shown in Hollywood. A strong woman in Hollywood can’t be in love because that would make her WEAK.
Also, you absolute twatwaffle, here’s a giant fucking newsflash for your stupid peasized brain, JAMIE IS NOT SAM AND CLAIRE IS NOT CAIT. I don’t want to watch them fucking. I want to see Jamie and Claire reconnecting. I want to see them being intimate. I want to see them in a REAL marriage, not this bullshit sexist piece of shit marriage that Ron has presented to us. If they’re halfway decent actors, which Sam and Cait are, you don’t see them when they’re in character. You only see their characters. Because, oh hey, you bastardized son of a whorefuck, IT’S NOT REAL SEX. IT’S MAKE BELIEVE. THEY’RE NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING. WHAT? NO WAY!!!!!! OMG. THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
For Jamie and Claire, sex is part of their relationship. And since the show has taken away EVERY SINGLE PART OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT IS IN ANYWAY SPECIAL, I want to see some fucking.
Now go grab your fucking pearls, I’m going to grab my vibrator, and we’ll go back to our separate corners, okay?