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13. Spilling a food/drink on them
Aurelio sighed, pouting slightly down at his clothes as steam emanated from them. He could hear Sarah apologizing profusely in the background, deigning to ignore her just for a minute as he wrung out the rest of his shirt and let the steam do the rest.“It’s not a big deal Sarah, it’ll burn itself off. Just don’t touch me for a minute so you don’t get burned.”
"Did you do something slutty?"
“Wow.”Aurelio feigned offense to the girl’s comment, staring down at her with a pout on his face and a huff.“I see what you really think of me now.”
"Did you remember to lock the door?"
“Did I?”
A smirk played across the man’s face as he snickered, leaning back in his seat to get more comfortable.
"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
“What did you do?”His response was quick, though he wasn’t sure she’d done anything to herself. A knot crawled into his stomach and settled there, tucking itself in for the night, and Aurelio sighed, a weak smile coming to his face as he shifted the phone.“I mean, I suppose.”
"What's wrong?"
“Huh?”Aurelio blinked, snapping out of his thoughts to peer curiously at Sarah. Had he looked like something was wrong? He wasn’t often lost thinking like this, but when he did he must have looked sad. “Nothing that I’m aware of, dear. Just got lost in my thoughts, is all.”
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Did you do something slutty?
People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
Nice stripper name.
I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it’s only 10! How nice!
This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown Cartoon.
You are giving me that look, aren’t you? Your patented “Do it or something unspeakable shall befall you” look.
I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.
I never thought a man would ever even want me.
I’m looking up “aneurysm” in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
I don’t think you’re taking me seriously.
I just don’t want to do or say anything else that’s gonna be remotely moronic.
I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.
Are you in any way malnourished, or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?
Not everyone finds the idea of being pelted with frozen water appealing.
This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!
I can’t imagine anyone seeing you as a disappointment.
I’m not avoiding anything. I’m going to find coffee.
No, you know what hurts? Having a screwdriver jammed in the side of your head.
You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.
We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.
If you say there’s no reason for the mood, then there’s no reason for the mood. You’re simply nuts.
Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.
Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on!
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Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
"Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
"I feel like I'm going to puke."
"Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
"You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
"I AM NOT CRAZY!"
"Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
"Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
"I forgot where I parked my car."
"I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
"It's only a slice of pie."
"I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
"The cat is looking at me funny."
"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
"I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
"Care to join me?"
"I would rather not eat dinner alone."
"Did you remember to lock the door?"
"How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
"I don't feel pretty enough for him."
"You can do anything you set your mind to."
"People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
"People are stupid today."
"I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
"You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
"Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
"I'm tired of fighting."
"I think you need help."
"Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
"What is it like being you?"
What's wrong?
Fredrick turned his head at the question, shocked out of his concentration. He stared at Aurelio though for a moment before turning his head back to his work and actually deeming the question with a reply."What on earth would make you think something’s wrong— nothing’s wrong."There’s obviously something troubling the man, despite his words, but he’ll simply push it to the back of his mind. What’s the difference between now and all of the other times? Sometimes, he would merely have to push back a nagging feeling and work through it.
Fredrick’s face formed a frown, though he stayed quiet until he was hugged. “Perhaps you’re right…” He sighs though, and then looks to the other a bit confused. “We can’t just leave the detective agency— nor can we leave without Simeon or Anna, so how would that even be possible.” It was more of a statement than a question in his head— excuses, excuses.
“You can. Simeon and Anna are barely at the house from what I hear and the agency will do just fine with you two taking a break. Either we’ll close it or our darling Alma will figure out a way to keep it running - it isn’t just you anymore.” Aurelio smiled a little with a soft sigh before ruffling the other man’s hair a little. “However, you don’t have to worry about her leaving. I can promise you that just from what she feels when she thinks of you. I almost feel like puking it’s too cute.”
What's wrong?
Fredrick turned his head at the question, shocked out of his concentration. He stared at Aurelio though for a moment before turning his head back to his work and actually deeming the question with a reply."What on earth would make you think something’s wrong— nothing’s wrong."There’s obviously something troubling the man, despite his words, but he’ll simply push it to the back of his mind. What’s the difference between now and all of the other times? Sometimes, he would merely have to push back a nagging feeling and work through it.
“Mmmh…you know, generally if you’re worried about an individual, especially one you care about as much as you do your wife, you’d talk to them about it?”
It wasn’t meant maliciously even as the demon shifted in his seat, but then he sighed. “What could you possibly be worried about, though? Her stress becoming a breaking point? She’d never walk out on you, you know that.”
Fredrick stayed quiet at the comment, not responding to his first before he spoke again. “That’s the thing that’s troubling me thought— I don’t know why I’m worried. Look— can I reason with you— I’ve been having the nightmares again, and I shouldn’t be— though I know Lorena can probably already sense it.”
Aurelio was quiet as the other talked, and then he sighed quietly. “She can, and she’s worried about you, as usual. Fredrick - you’re working too hard.” His lips pursed a little as he looked the man over, and Aurelio’s arms crossed over his chest quietly. “You’re worried she’ll walk out due to stress, and that worry is stressing you, and your stress triggers those nightmares due to your thoughts. This always happens, you know that.” He pulls the other into a hug and hums a second before talking again. “You two need a vacation.”
"Stop being a prick, Aurelio."
"Make me, Fredrick."The man stuck his tongue out then with a little upward turn of the lips, barely a smile.
“And so you choose to disrupt the peace at my office simply because you cannot be pestering your wife. Interesting.” He reaches down then, underneath the top of his desk and pulls out a water gun and squirts him back. He then cackles and runs off.
“Exactly.” As the demon got hit with the water he grinned, droplets evaporating into steam even as they hit his skin. He chuckled then, portaling in front of the detective and scooping him into Aurelio’s arms. “Water, dear brother?” He walks through a different portal and dumps the detective into a pool.
What's wrong?
Fredrick turned his head at the question, shocked out of his concentration. He stared at Aurelio though for a moment before turning his head back to his work and actually deeming the question with a reply."What on earth would make you think something’s wrong— nothing’s wrong."There’s obviously something troubling the man, despite his words, but he’ll simply push it to the back of his mind. What’s the difference between now and all of the other times? Sometimes, he would merely have to push back a nagging feeling and work through it.
Aurelio peered at the man a little curiously - humming quietly to himself before answering.
"I do actually. How differently is she acting? She does seem a little jumpier than usual, but aside from that she hasn’t been that much different. What exactly are you worried about, brother?" His tone was calm and pondering as he regarded Fredrick again, feeling the worry and anxiousness pushing against the man’s core.
“A little jumpier? I walked in while she was scrolling through on her tablet and it looked like she nearly broke the damned thing.” He sighs then, though not saying anything for a bit after. “I don’t what I’m worried about specifically, I just know I’m worried and it hurts. I feel like I can’t breathe whenever I think of her, and I don’t know why. I feel like something bad is going to happen, and I don’t know what.”
“Mmmh...you know, generally if you’re worried about an individual, especially one you care about as much as you do your wife, you’d talk to them about it?” It wasn’t meant maliciously even as the demon shifted in his seat, but then he sighed. “What could you possibly be worried about, though? Her stress becoming a breaking point? She’d never walk out on you, you know that.”
"Stop being a prick, Aurelio."
"Make me, Fredrick."The man stuck his tongue out then with a little upward turn of the lips, barely a smile.
Aurelio was laughing as he was pushed off, laying on the ground a little splayed before coughing and rolling on his side to get up.
"I have a life. I also have a wife, and a knife, and a distinct lack of strife." He grinned at the other and winked, squirting him with a water gun the demon pulled from his pocket. "And you can try."
“Speaking of your wife, shouldn’t you be bothering her instead of bothering me? It’s only fair, she’s the one that promised to spend her life with you, not me.” Fredrick grinned at the comment, until he got squirt at with a water gun. Then he merely gave the other man a dull stare. “Really? You better be prepared for the consequences of that.”
“She’s not to be bothered right now - something about dangerous chemicals and not blowing up the house.” The demon grinned and shrugged lazily, spinning the plastic weapon lazily around his finger as his eyes narrowed. “Good.”
"Stop being a prick, Aurelio."
"Make me, Fredrick."The man stuck his tongue out then with a little upward turn of the lips, barely a smile.
Fredrick rushed after him, only to burst out laughing when he was tackled to the ground,
"I should beat you, I swear." The detective wrapped his arms around the other for a quick hug before pushing him off. "Get a life, Aurelio, oh my God."
Aurelio was laughing as he was pushed off, laying on the ground a little splayed before coughing and rolling on his side to get up. "I have a life. I also have a wife, and a knife, and a distinct lack of strife." He grinned at the other and winked, squirting him with a water gun the demon pulled from his pocket. "And you can try."
What's wrong?
Fredrick turned his head at the question, shocked out of his concentration. He stared at Aurelio though for a moment before turning his head back to his work and actually deeming the question with a reply."What on earth would make you think something’s wrong— nothing’s wrong."There’s obviously something troubling the man, despite his words, but he’ll simply push it to the back of his mind. What’s the difference between now and all of the other times? Sometimes, he would merely have to push back a nagging feeling and work through it.
Fredrick rolls his eyes, leaning back in his seat,
"You don’t have to be such a smart ass, Aurelio." He simply sighs then, looking away for a moment before looking back to him. "I’m worried about Lorena, she’s been acting a bit differently since the last case, and it might just be the stress, but I can’t be too sure.."
Aurelio peered at the man a little curiously - humming quietly to himself before answering. "I do actually. How differently is she acting? She does seem a little jumpier than usual, but aside from that she hasn't been that much different. What exactly are you worried about, brother?" His tone was calm and pondering as he regarded Fredrick again, feeling the worry and anxiousness pushing against the man's core.
"Stop being a prick, Aurelio."
"Make me, Fredrick."The man stuck his tongue out then with a little upward turn of the lips, barely a smile.
“My slowness? Please, it’d be difficult me to chase people if I were slow. You’re such an idiot.”
Aurelio caught him off-guard after that and he stared mildly in shock before he chased after the other man. "YOU PRICK— YOU GET BACK HERE, I’M NOT DONE BERATING YOU!"
Aurelio's laughter rang out as he started to run, really run, and a smile danced at his lips as he started to outpace the other. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, A FREDRICK IS AFOOT!!" The demon ran a while longer, capitalizing on his physical ability, before flopping onto Fredrick's bed and bouncing off to tackle him.
What's wrong?
Fredrick turned his head at the question, shocked out of his concentration. He stared at Aurelio though for a moment before turning his head back to his work and actually deeming the question with a reply."What on earth would make you think something’s wrong— nothing’s wrong."There’s obviously something troubling the man, despite his words, but he’ll simply push it to the back of his mind. What’s the difference between now and all of the other times? Sometimes, he would merely have to push back a nagging feeling and work through it.
Fredrick scoffed at the last comment.
"I beg to differ— I see all the bite marks Sarah gets from you, and that’s probably not including the ones under her clothes." He sighed after he spoke, trying to make a joke and changing the subject all at once. Though then he relaxes, and he stays silent for a moment. "Do you think— nevermind, I just don’t know.."
"You don't know something? Shocker." The dry tone of the man was paired with half-lidded eyes and a raised eyebrow, his chin in the palm of his hand as he stared at his friend. "It can't be worse than what's behind us, Freddy, so talk. What's up?"
