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almost home
blake kathryn
taylor price
Fai_Ryy
Product Placement
official daine visual archive
oozey mess
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RMH
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
roma★
pixel skylines
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@tummbluh
What she says: I'm fine
What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK
ITS BACK
me, in 2014: haha what is up with people who want to fuck monsters that’s disgusting
me, now: 3 werewolves fucked me in a denny’s bathroom
which Denny’s
which fucking Denny’s
My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*
Me: what is it girls? what do you see?
I’ve never related to something as much and felt as personally offended at the same time.
paradise
bill gates looks like the dude from the nintendogs competition
[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]
I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.
A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.
I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.
I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.
I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.
Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.
Omg
Chaotic angel
Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me
He totally is. He shows himself, as seen here and also in some non-joke scenes, to actually be quite smart. His issue is much more not being able to focus on anything and being a goofball than being an idiot!
